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But i don't know i've made a double-entendre until you pesky boyz turn it inside out! I'm sure you could make in-u-end-o out of inuendo! shocked

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Originally Posted By: American FLEET FAN No1
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Post on here, and everything comes under question!

How very true! Every time I want to say something, I think it over several times to see if it can be turned into something smutty by one of you um.. er.. gentlemen.

I know how you feel Moo. I say things in all innocence and those pesky boyz always manage to turn it around!



This from the Queen of the "Double Entendre."
I've heard it all now! grin


I bet you have duck

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Isn't 'Double Entendre' French Letters ?

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I'll give you (that) one duck

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Go pluck a duck! grin

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until you pesky boyz turn it inside out!


Yes they do. I had a great comeback for another thread, but I knew how four of them would reply to it, and couldn't use it. frown

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Is a comeback similiar to a blowback, Moo ?

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Originally Posted By: Moo
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until you pesky boyz turn it inside out!


Yes they do. I had a great comeback for another thread, but I knew how four of them would reply to it, and couldn't use it. frown


You will never know...............Unless you tell us! wink

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Originally Posted By: American FLEET FAN No1
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until you pesky boyz turn it inside out!


Yes they do. I had a great comeback for another thread, but I knew how four of them would reply to it, and couldn't use it. frown


You will never know...............Unless you tell us! wink


I AM NOT LISTENING



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Who said that?

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Originally Posted By: Moo
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until you pesky boyz turn it inside out!


Yes they do. I had a great comeback for another thread, but I knew how four of them would reply to it, and couldn't use it. frown


That must be so frustrating for you.

A lady goes into a cocktail bar and ask for a 'double entendre' and the barman gives her one.

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I don't think it would be wise to say it now, same as it wasn't wise to say it when I wanted to. frown

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I don't think it would be wise to say it now, same as it wasn't wise to say it when I wanted to. frown


Are you going to propose to me Moo. blush

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AND END UP AN OLD MARRIED COUPLE...LOOKING LIKE THIS?




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I will pay for her to have a udder lift.

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Cranes can be really expensive! laugh

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Are you going to propose to me Moo.

The only thing I would propose is that you get a hobby.

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Moo would you like to meet me behind the bike shed.

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Originally Posted By: cantos


A lady goes into a cocktail bar and ask for a 'double entendre' and the barman gives her one.

If i'd ordered a 'double' i'd expect two smile

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oooo fecking errrr




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