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In the 2.15 at Bath today.

Funny how life imitates......

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a horse race ?

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No - Two kinky birds in a jacuzzi !

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Originally Posted By: Big J R
No - Two kinky birds in a jacuzzi !

chloe


Surely, that would be 'Perfect Paula beaten by Little Miss WET Knickers?' laugh

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Whatever rings your bell, Les !

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I've never heard of wet knickers ringing a bell, John. Maybe it is something peculiar to Surrey! smile

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Originally Posted By: American FLEET FAN No1
I've never heard of wet knickers ringing a bell, John. Maybe it is something peculiar to Surrey! smile


Yeah, but what happens to wet knickers? With a Perfect Paula? THAT'S what ringing his bell!!

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Wet, as in water ?

OR.................

wet, as in exciteme........... ! chloe

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Well, you should know.......... you're a man of the world!

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........ and not ONE word from Paula on the subject !

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That's because she's PERFECT!

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Hmmmmmmm !!!

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Hmmmmmmm !!!


Is that satisfaction or perplexity?

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Hi everyone!!
Glad to see its been recognised that the mould was broken when I was created wink
As for the little knickers well, Cantos should know better. Of course I'd be beaten by little knickers - my @rse is too big for them (Cantos has seen my butt) grin


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I didn't see all of your butt as i did not have my widevision glasses on.

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Reason you didnt see my butt was because I was sitting on ya face!!!!

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Cheers Paula,i have to go to bed with that scary thought.

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You love it Cantos wink

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That's what you get cantos, for changing your women, more often than Paula changes her little knickers! laugh




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