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If your life depended on it, ie. gun to the head of your nearest and dearest....what animal would you do....?


I would go for a panda...as they seem cuddly, yet also up for anything...



however if I could have two goes, I might also do a flamongo up the egg hole

anyone else ?

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I have never considered a panda,but that one is just begging for it.

I would have to say a pot belly pig as it is the most like the wife.

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I thought you might be tempted by the panda, being that it's in Fulham colours....duck

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It's the 'come to bed eyes' that do it for me.

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and the way it's seductively nibbling on that bamboo duck

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Been a boring day, Lads ??

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nah...not when you can daydream of pandas and flamingos.....

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I am strangely attracted to cows,i don't know why.

Hi Moo bisou

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If you are into albino giraffes then Paulas your girl.

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anyone else think that by boffing Helena Bonhama Cartera, you would be entering into a small chimpanzee ?

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Worth a try, Dykey.

That's real posh crumpet !!

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I'll give her a call later...yay

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Originally Posted By: Greg_Dyke
I'll give her a call later...yay


She's waiting........................... !



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I quite fancy a shag.

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Originally Posted By: The Invisible Man
I quite fancy a shag.


This do you?

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Originally Posted By: Andrew S
Originally Posted By: The Invisible Man
I quite fancy a shag.


This do you?


As he is Invisible, he might just be able to creep up on one, and surprise it! laugh

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Yep, that's the baby!

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It's just a flight of fancy ! bolt

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I would have to go for an elephant as it would already be used to a manhood of my size biglaugh

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OH DEAR !

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