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21 REASONS TO DATE A HORSE BACK RIDER...

1) We have 4 speeds and many positions
2) We wear tight pants and tall boots
3) We love getting dirty
4) We know how to ride our mounts
5)We perform well with animals
6) We like to be in control
7) We’ll ride it for hours
8) We know how to handle a big girth
9) We get off easy
10) We're always on top
11) We like it rough
12) We have our legs spread all day long
13) We love using whips
14) Straddling is our natural position
15) We don't mind being bucked around
16) Event riders do it for three days
17) We can ride standing or sitting
18) We wear leather chaps everyday
19) We think the fast ones are the most fun
20) We're used to having hands between our legs
21) If we fall off we get back on and ride harder


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22) You don't mind wearing a hood.

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lol very true!

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23...you come readily supplied with sugar lumps...

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lol yep!

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I Used to love suger lumps as a kid

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lol, i bet u did wink

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24...you measure size with "hands" not feet and inches

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already on there smile

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24) You will get the whip out if your ride is going to slow and needs correcting.

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but of course!


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26) What is a 'Horse Back Rider'?.. bad grammar, big ar$e, nice face, shame about the legs.. smile

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27) They re-act well to spurs !

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lol, well.....




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