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Question 1:
If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion? Read the next question before looking at the answer for this one.

Question 2:
It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts.
Here are the facts about the three leading candidates.

Candidate A - Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists. He's had two Mistresses. He also chain smokes and
drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.

Candidate B - He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.

Candidate C - He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.

Which of these candidates would be your choice?

Decide first, no peeking, then scroll down for the answer.
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Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Candidate B is Winston Churchill.
Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.

And, by the way, the answer to the abortion question: If you said yes, you just killed Beethoven.

Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging someone. Never be afraid to try something new. Remember: Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.

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Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500 employees and has the following statistics:
* 29 have been accused of spousal abuse
* 7 have been arrested for fraud
* 19 have been accused of writing bad checks
* 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
* 3 have done time for assault
* 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
* 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
* 8 have been arrested for shoplifting
* 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
* 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year

Can you guess which organization this is? Give up yet?

It's the 535 members of the United States Congress. The same group
of idiots that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of the U.S. in line.

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Top stuff JR

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<img src="/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" /> Yep, top stuff.

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I agree, definately top stuff.

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any more?

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oh this is sosoo old. cant anybody on the internet think of new stuff anymore?

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Nice one JR..........

but

Sarah your right..I read that one bout 4 years ago



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cant anybody on the internet think of new stuff anymore?


Go on then.

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hmm

i'll get back to you on that.

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I hadn't read it before. Found it quite interesting!!



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I went for B

Top Stuff, hadn't heard it either

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here u go

http://www.angelfire...arah/badger.gif

i made it all by myself.

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That is so cool! Top bird indeed.


But you won't win the league.

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That is so cool! Top bird indeed.



yes, im soo proud of myself. <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/cool.gif" alt="" />

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But you won't win the league.


Orient or Ilford?

For anyone interested, Matt and I should be at Ilford v Enfield Town on may 3 or whenever it is. tralalalalalalalala

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Southend Manor will win the ESL!

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Will they f***. I reckon the lads will be at the top of their game for the big clash on Saturday.

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Only just seen the photo. A badger singing Sinatra. So lifelike!

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Orient or Ilford?

For anyone interested, Matt and I should be at Ilford v Enfield Town on may 3 or whenever it is. tralalalalalalalala


I can't see either Orient or Ilford winning much this year!

Ilford v Enfield Town is now on 28th April.

We'll look out for someone singing tralalalala.



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yes i sing tralalala a lot.

you should try it, it fills me with joy.




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