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Forget Iraq, lets bomb the French. Look at the facts:

1) They refused to eat our meat even after the EU had told them it was safe to do so

2)They delibratley put a refugee camp near the tunnel so the asylum seekers would all come to us

3)Thier footballers play really well for the gooners in domestic football, then when they represent us (England) in the Champions League deliberatley play [****!!****].

4)If we say something is black, they say it is white just for the hell of it

5)They are French.



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O"K Bororman I will go with you but only if they get two resolution demands first

1. RESOLUTION ONE. they immediately get Chirac on TV to admit they the French were wrong about anything or we bomb Highbury and they have 2 hrs to comply

2. RESOLUTION TWO. they now have only one hour



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Well said you two.

I can't say I think much of their 'Letters' either !

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6) They burn our sheep.



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we have spent the last 1,000 years fighting everyone on this planet, including ourselves, why stop now?

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Yes but when it comes to beating up on the French as Henry 5 more or less said we few we happy few who are so proud in our Dr Martins to be this St Swithins day in there giving the French what they so well deserve
Just so long as we commence at Woolwich Highbury

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I have to agree with BOROMAN on this however he has missed a couple of points...

1) The blokes have purses
2) They don't know how to queue
3) The silly b*st*rds drive on the wrong side of the road ( how basic is that?)

To be fair to BOROMAN I think his point 5 covers it all.

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7) Their women think it's acceptable to have bushy underarm hair.



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1664 is french.. get rid of that and i would lose a lot of pain...

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8) The women have bigger moustaches than the blokes.

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9) They invented the 2CV, and they think it's a car.

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Change to Stella, wait one,thats Belgian, they're not much better, Van damme, they speak French in half the country, the E.U., they speak Flemish in the other half and 95% of Flemish is German, ah, now the Germans, they bombed our chip ahop during the war, Jurgen klinsman, rudi voeller............................

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10) They surrendered too easily to the Germans.

11) They are allergic to soap.

12) They eat snails and frogs legs.

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Jim Davidson had the right idea when he said, "In the event of a major conflict, flood the Channel Tunnel from this side to stop the French bas***ds from trying to hide over here !

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Christ Almighty, no wonder everyone else laughs at us. I saw a copy of the Sun that was left on the bar tonight and it scared me more than Saddam ever does.

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WE can't bomb Paris. It's too beautifull a city. We'll have to revert to chemical weapons to rid Paris of the arrogant parisian b**t**ds.

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That would be in-Seine, a truly eiffel thing to do.

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Yes and just maybe we are going to far in our condemnation of the French
Lets throw them out of the UN and Euoro.common market but forgive all their sins and let them back in once an average of 75% of their school leavers achieve A level pass in English grammar and British lamb is outselling garlic in France

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Are you confident that 75% of English "A" Level students could achieve a pass in English grammar?

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Just how fair are we proposing to be? (total lack of confidence)




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