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*whistles innocently*

Why, were you planning on being there? Anyway, to save you the trouble 7. Crawley Green 7-1 London Colney My previous visit this season saw seven goals but there’s always room for improvement and so it showed. A lob and a penalty saw Crawley Green go 2-0 up at the break but in the second half, they really turned it on, tearing their unfortunate visitors apart who may have been distracted by their rather eye-catching shirts, complete with individual QR codes. London Colney’s goal, when it came, appeared to be one of those blink-and-you’ll-miss-it occasions as it elicited no reaction from anyone.

There's more chance of you actually attending a game and doing your own reports than there ever was of any of these clubs getting to Wembley...

I did toy with the idea of asking him his opinions on Rhodes, but thought better of it. Mind you, he did get some pretty hefty verbals right at the end in the wake of the red card(s).

FA Cup results may also allow for some rearranged League matches on 24th. Can't have players sitting around doing nothing now, can we?

Isthmian and Southern League should be out by Friday (12th), then it just depends on how long it takes for the SSML pencil to be sharpened or the laptop to be booted up.

True, but we had high hopes from Mark Eaton and that didn't last long

Certainly, here you are 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 They're in here somewhere...

They did for five years between 2009 and 2014

TBF I think you already have. We lost 1-0 at home to Stotfold tonight but even if we'd won, we'd have had to rely on you losing all your remaining games and that surely was never going to happen.

London Colney v. Berkhamsted was OFF, according to Berko's Twitter

I wonder if Russian sides have to pay travel expenses?

Good to see that they're able to carry on - I doubt if Kings Langley will be asking such stupid money as these dodgy owners of theirs. The only sticking point is Karen having to re-do the Premier Division fixtures to account for any clashes

There's other sports there as well - when we were there in February, there was a hockey match going on. Presumably anything else there will have to move out.

From no home games in August to three. Two FA Cup games against Edgware and now a very winnable tie against an unsteady Aylesbury United side. That should fill the coffers a bit