Kel

Didn't he sack Magic? The latter is more likely

Louie Theophanous has negotiated his way out of his contract with Kingstonian, stating he needs to spend more time with his family and concentrate on his new business. Hours later he has signed for Tamplin at Romford. What price loyalty?

The tw@t on the Eastside is an embarrassment

Sod that! See you in Windmill

£4.5k I believe

1 each for Me, Ken and Max please

If they can be beaten 4-0 by a ballboy they need to take a serious look at themselves! Sign him up for the rest of the season btw!

A bit strong that Mr Jago. Admittedly we seemed a bit flat in the first half, but sometimes you have to admit you were beaten by the better side on the day. Potters Bar did their homework well, defended superbly and took their chances. End of story.

Could have been worse. Shame it's not a new ground to visit

Unless there is a very good reason, it takes a brave man to change a winning team

Yes mate. See you Saturday

He comes from sunny Spain, we can't pronounce his name!

No

Cancel my membership please. My badge is down the drain outside the club and I will give my scarf to a homeless person tomorrow

Cancel my sponsorship please