The Hatted Urchin

At. Madrid 2 v 2 Barcelona Brighton 1 v 3 The Arse Portsmouth 1 v 3 Sunderland Jersey Bulls 2 v 2 Chertsey (FAC 3Q) Bowers 1 v 3 Hornchurch (FAC 3Q) Att: 276 Contingency match Col U 2 v 2 Salford City

Atlanta 1 v 1 DC United Norwich 2 v 2 Watford Villa 1 v 3 Everton Banks O’Dee 0 v 2 Turriff Utd (Scot Cup) Chins 4 v 1 Walthamstow (FAC) Att: 444 Contingency match... Wrexham 1 v 2 Dag & Red

Slovakia 1 v 1 Croatia Newport County 0 v 2 Orient Southend 2 v 2 Wrexham (welcome to non league Shrimpers!) Warrington Rylands 2 v 2 Whitby (FAC) Hornchurch 3 v 1 Barton Rovers (FAC) Attendance : 306 Contingency game Ilford 0 v 5 Aveley (FAC)

As per tradition a team will be put forward for this and as per tradition the team name will change again as we try to trick everyone into forgetting last season's relegation. The Strathbungo Strugglers are ready to be relegated to the FA Pot Plant League. Bring it on.

Ran into loads of Hereford fans last night in and around Wembley and they were all pretty gracious I have to say. Great result and what a day. Will never forget it.

Well, I'm so hype I've been up since 5.30...

1) Tired, but hyped! 2) Yer darn tootin'. And I'll be drinking whatever I can keep down amidst all the hype 3) Both at the same time baby 4) Nope, sharks will evolve as we will so always maintain their lead. 5) absolutely not. I wanna remember the match at least 6) Probs not tbf. 7) It's been outstanding. To be able to pull this run off given the way this season has gone and with them being the only competitive games since, what Christmas? Enough can't be said about how proud I am of all the lads and Stimo for getting us to Wembley 😎 No 9) The crocs.

Less then 24 hours! Singing voice oiled and ready to go.

Less than 48 HOURS! It's so close now.

Okay. The hype is real. It's THIS week. The mighty Urchins are at WEMBLEY this very Saturday! Am going to be at absolute feverish levels of hype come Friday night!

Wellington Phoenix 4 v 2 Adelaide United (07:00) Villa (again) 1 v 1 The one and only true Albion. Man City P v P Spurs (before extra time). Bristol City 1 v 1 Luton Dirty Leeds 1 v 2 Glory Glory Man United Time of first goal (either team) or state “no goal” : 89 Contingency game: Bayern 2 v 2 Chelsea (Women’s Euro Cup s/f) – before extra time

A win and Hornchurch through to Wembley. What a weekend! Twente Enschade 0 v 0 Vitesse Arnhem Leicester City 0 v 0 Man City Arsenal 0 v 0 Liverpool Southend 0 v 0 Carlisle (13:00) Annan Athletic 0 v 0 Elgin City Contingency match Leipzig 0 v 0 Bayern Munich

Stunning performance and a stunning result. WEMBLEY!

Norway 2 v 3 Turkey (World Cup Qualifier) Dundee 1 v 0 Dunfermline Dagenham 1 v 1 Torquay Hereford 1 v 1 Woking (FAT) Notts County 3 v 4 Hornchurch (FAT) Contingency game Czech Republic 1 v 3 Belgium This is my week!

Real Derby in 2008 vibes about me now. Anyway... Besiktas 3 v 2 Fenerbahçe (tasty!) West Ham 2 v 1 The Arse Villa (again) 1 v 1 The Spuds Leicester 1 v 1 Man Utd (FAC) – before extra time Celtic 1 v 2 Rangers (tasty-waisty!) (12:00) Contingency game: Roma 2 v 0 Napoli