The Hatted Urchin

Valencia 1 v 1 Sevilla Cardiff 1 v 2 Southampton Chelsea 1 v 0 Manchester City Barking 2 v 2 Grays Urchins 1 v 0 Kingstonian Att 205

Four straight wins to start the season and now a run of classy defeats. I bet I drop out of the playoffs...

Monaco 1 v 1 Montpellier Newcastle 1 v 1 WHU Sheffield Utd 1 v 2 Leeds (12:30) Maidstone 2 v 4 Hornchurch Oldham (FAC) Whitehawk 1 v 2 Hornchurch Att: 333

At. Madrid 1 v 1 Barcelona Fulham 1 v 1 Southampton Tottenham 2 v 2 Chelsea Romford 1v 0 Basildon Haringey B 1 v 3 Hornchurch Att :272

Be good to get a win here to complement the good performance of Saturday. 2-1 Chins.

Turkey 1 v 3 Sweden Albania 1 v 1 Scotland Italy 2 v 1 Portugal Falkirk 2 v 0 Partick Thistle Hornchurch 2 v 1 Worthing Att: 299

Still top of the league which I think is more shocking than the Dummy Team being second tbf.

B. Dortmund 2 v 2 Bayern Munchen Cardiff 1v 0 Brighton (12:30) Chesterfield 4 v 1 Billericay (FAC) Keith 1 v 3 Wick Academy Brightlingsea 1v 1 Hornchurch Att : 182

Perth Glory 1 v 0 Brisbane Roar (11:00) The Arse 2 v 2 The Scouse Newcastle 0 v 1 Watford Fylde 2 v 3 Leyton Orient Bishop’s S 1 v 1 Hornchurch Att : 299

Torino 1 v 3 Fiorentina Brighton 1 v 1 Wolves Leicester 2 v 1 West Ham Colchester 0 v 1 Lincoln Hornchurch 2 v 1 Ramsgate (FAT) Att: 227

I'm as disgusted as you are but my hands are tied on this one...

Utrecht 1v0 AZ Alkmaar Cardiff 1v2 Fulham Wigan 1v1 West Brom Eastleigh 3v0 Hampton & R (FAC) Chins 1v2 Tonbridge Angels Att: 275 NB: My sister's boyfriend did this week's predictions as I would clearly never bet against the mighty Chins.

Slovakia 2v1 Czech Rep (14:00) (it was one country when I was a boy) Netherlands 1v1 Germany Partick Thistle 3v1 Dundee United Gillingham 0v2 Southend Corinthian Casuals 1v3 Hornchurch Att : 175

This is an absolute fricking disgrace. I will take this all the way to the FA if I have to.

Tickets on the door aye?