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Big J R

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  1. So it's Boris or Hunt. To be decided by the party. Lay your bets, Ladies and gentleman !!
  2. Just like Baldrick - 'A Cunning Plan' !!
  3. I watched last nights BBC debate and wasn't impressed by any of 'em, including Boris. To be totally honest, I thought Rory Stewart came out of it the worst. He reminds me of a vents dummy !! Sorry Rory
  4. As a complete outsider to the club, may I be allowed to say how touched I am by this wonderfull tribute. JR.
  5. I watched SOME of last nights Channel 4 debate, (Minus Boris, of course). What a lack-lustre bunch. It's gotta be Boris. Next round of voting tomorrow, (Tuesday).
  6. I tend to agree. A good thing or a bad thing ? I can't make my mind up.
  7. Only with the LibDems backing. Then again, they'd back anybody to grab a bit of the lime-light. Oh, where are you now, Cleggy ?????
  8. I refer the honourable poster to my previous comment, bottom of Page 1 of this thread.
  9. And on the Tory leadership front, I see we are now down to 6 contenders from 10. Anyone fancy a punt ?
  10. Ar, the good old days Steph. I remember them so well !!
  11. Aren't the hand-bag sales doing well ??
  12. The question of the length of a piece of string immediately springs to mind !!
  13. I see the hand-bag sales have started !!!!
  14. Interesting, and the clock is ticking !!
  15. Two Minnesotans walk into a pet shop in Dingle. They head to the bird section and Sven says to Hans, "Dat's dem." The owner comes over and asks if he can help them. "Yeah, we'll take four of dem dere little budgies in dat cage up dere," says Sven. The owner puts the budgies in a paper bag. Hans and Sven pay for the birds, leave the shop and get into Sven's pick-up and drive to the top of the Conor Pass. At the Conor Pass, Sven looks down at the 1000-foot drop and says, "Dis looks like a grand place."
 He takes two birds out of the bag, puts them on his shoulders and jumps off the cliff. Hans watches as Sven falls all the way to the bottom, killing himself stone dead. Looking down at the remains of his best pal, Hans shakes his head and says, "Dis budgie jumping is too dangerous for me."
 
Moments later Ole arrives up at Conor Pass. He's been to the pet shop, too and walks up to the edge of the cliff carrying another paper bag in one hand and a shotgun in the other. "Hi, Hans. Watch dis," Ole says. He takes a parrot from the bag and throws himself over the edge of the cliff. Hans watches as half way down, Ole takes the gun and shoots the parrot. Ole continues to plummet down and down until he hits the bottom and breaks every bone in his body. Hans shakes his head and says, "And I'm never trying dat parrotshooting either."
 
Hans is just getting over the shock of losing two friends when Lars appears. He's also been to the pet shop and is carrying a paper bag out of which he pulls a chicken. Lars then grasps the chicken by the
legs holds it over his head and hurls himself off the cliff and disappears down and down until he hits a rock and breaks his spine. Once more Hans shakes his head - "First der was Sven with his budgie
jumping, den Ole parrotshooting ... and now Lars is hengliding... Now you know about Scandahoovians.
  16. He could see what was coming, and wanted to get out of the firing line. In anyone elses language, a coward !!
  17. OOOh, THE EXCITEMENT. Still enough time for Trumpton to upset someone else in the UK before he leaves !!
  18. WELL, HE'S ARRIVED AGAIN IN THE UK WITH A MASSIVE ENTOURAGE !! He's made outrageous statements about the Mayor of London AND Megan. It'll be interesting to see how much protest there is over the next three days. Incidently, I loved the 'art-work' someone manage to cut into the grass alongside the runway at Stansted before he landed !
  19. There's always tennis and cricket, weather permitting of course !
  20. I know Guernsey used to have good home attendances, and even a good away following. A rich island. Can't say I know much about Jersey though.
  21. FANFARE OF TRUMPETS SOUND !! Who said the King of banter had passed on to a better place ???
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