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Martin

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  1. Saul is working in his store when he hears a booming voice from above: "Saul, sell your business." He ignores it. It goes on for days. "Saul, sell your business for $3 million." After weeks of this, he relents, sells his store. The voice says ‘Saul, go to Las Vegas." He asks why. "Saul, take the $3 million to Las Vegas." He obeys, goes to a casino. Voice says, "Saul , go to the blackjack table and put it down all on one hand." He hesitates but knows he must. He’s dealt an 18. The dealer has a six showing. "Saul, take a card." What? The dealer has -- "Take a card!" He tells the dealer to hit hi
  2. The issue isn't whether or not they behave reasonably. The issue is that heavy drinking damages health. The NHS reports that drink related illnesses and incidents are creating a drain on their resources. Prevention is better than cure and therefore the Government is trying to re-educate a nations drinking habits. There are various campaigns and schemes aimed at all walks of life.
  3. A sweeping generalisation is that the Brits drink to get drunk. But from first hand experience of many towns around the country of an evening it seems to be a fair one.
  4. I swear you lot.... Mr Dyke - outrageous The Unc - as Daily Mail as ever. Yep - its Nanny State-ish but this country (me included) drinks to excess - which imposes an unfair burden on the NHS. But as an uber capitalist doubtless you have private healthcare so provided you don't deprive the rest of us who gives a monkeys.
  5. Yep - very 'Allo 'Allo Andrew. The height of modern satire.
  6. If these type of comments were made against another religious group would they be tolerated? The Catholic church opens itself up for a degree of intolerance and justified criticism but then we live in a country which created a religion to enable a obese despot get a divorce. Of course the current head of that church is also a "Nazi" after all they are German as well.
  7. Neither brilliant or oiginal. But plenty of in jokes for 24 fans and the one about Kim's virginity is quite funny. 1 There are two hands that can beat a royal flush. Jack Bauer's right hand and Jack Bauer's left hand. 2 The city of Los Angeles once named a street after Jack Bauer in gratitude for his saving the city several times. They had to rename it after people kept dying when they tried to cross the street. No one crosses Jack Bauer and lives. 3 Jack Bauer never retreats, he just attacks in the opposite direction. 4 On Jack Bauer's Tax Returns, he has to claim the entire
  8. Slough Town do a sponsored walk to the last away game of every season. A couple of years back we walked to Worthing. There was six of us doing it - I was one. We spread it over three days and it was a total of sixty three miles. Vaseline is the key to avoiding chaffing and I found it does also help reduce blisters. I don't envy you trying to do it in 16 hours. Best of luck.
  9. I'm sure Woody will be devastated after all he has been a Blade for about two and a half weeks.
  10. I think the only mistake you've made is the manager saying you'll challenge for promotion which has made a rod for his own back. After the season you had last year to rebuild the side score shed loads of goals and finish comfortbaly mid table is an achievement. Some of the signings have looked great on paper (I'm particularly thinking Ursell here who seems to have been constantly injured) and I am sure you will finish higher in the league than Slough next season and possibly challenge for promotion. But then having two sets of fans helping to pay the bills does help.
  11. Pleasure. We were a side already relegated before the financial problems kicked in this season. There was no way back from our abysmal start which sounds very reminiscent of your own relegation last season. It was a Windsor fan who started this thread which was inevitably going to provoke "debate."
  12. Chels - yes. Hammerman - it is no-one. The Slough players who started the season were heavily criticised particularly the likes of Jarvis, Wallace and Drake who were happy to pick up hefty pay packets without putting in enough effort. The players who are finishing the season are trying their best for little monetary reward and quite rightly deserve no criticism. We have been relegated because we started the season so badly with a team that "looked good on paper."
  13. I call everyone names. It's nowt personal. I'm tolerant of everything except rank stupid.
  14. Originally Posted By: chels - WEFC loyal fans? crowds slowly dwindling, and where are the 3000 so called 'loyal fans' that watched you against Walsall in the cup then? Well one of those posted directly above you, he is midget who goes under the handle Woody-WEFC and can clearly be seen celebrating the winning goal. But that was back in the day when he was less committed to the mighty red and green goal machine and more a glory hunter.
  15. Woody of course people can comment as they like but if they are going to criticise my posts they could at least have the courtesy to read them properly first. At no point did I say we have loyal or numerous supporters. I said "we have some of the finest supporters in the land." I defy anyone who was at Kingsmeadow or seen the video to say otherwise. I doubt many teams that were on the end of a 9-0 drubbing have ever been clapped off the pitch in such a way or been supported throughout. At no point did I say we are a big club or that we deserve to be in the Conference. We were very
  16. How about not making any comments until you learn to read you ignorant tossers?
  17. Chels read what I actually said. Moron.
  18. Nowt like chucking your own piss in your eye. They are not my words they are the words of opposition supporters. We are the sort of club that get opposition supporters coming onto our forum praising us for the way we support our team through thin and thinner. You are the sort of club that gets comments about the small number of foul mouthed pissheads that do your own club a dis-service. I've now doubt Windsor want us back next season and I am sure we will be there. Peter Simpson a man with some nous and dignity will welcome us back with open arms. But I also know that we have
  19. Zoom you really are a piece of [****!!****]. If you even had the vaguest notion of what was going on at our club you would realise that we have some of the finest supporters in the land and that our current crop of players genuinely turn out because of a loyalty to the club and therefore deserve no criticism. It is you lot with petty jealousies from years past that create a rivalry. All the best in your promotion "push" because if I had my way we would never encounter you lot in any circumstances.
  20. On the bright side at least it wasn't US Marines that were captured becasue we would probably already be supporting George Bush jnr's war on pirates and all those that harbour pirates.
  21. Sorry for the typo Geggy. All sorted now. Slightly different to Eaton and Eton but no worries. Typical that it happens when I'm being a pedant though. The reason this thread started was because Windsor fans were laying into Seeds and Slough fans had an opinion with him being an ex-player. I know Slough fans remember his magnificent hat trick against Worthing and just wished he could have produced more games like that in the Amber and Blue
  22. Can't resist pointing out that the place is actually called Eton. Just wondering is there like a dancers forum where all this bitchiness and innuendo goes on? It's more interesting than reading about Slough's latest drubbing or whether or not Windsor are on a "play-off charge".
  23. The British military has launched a satelite communications system called Skynet. To provide secure communication between our armed forces that is subject to very low levels of interference. Jesus H Christ have these people not seen Terminator?
  24. Saturday at "home" to Tonbridge Angels.
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