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Burnham Lad

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Burnham Lad last won the day on July 5 2010

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  1. Sorry, but once again I can no longer get today's active content. Am I doing something wrong, or is it the software again? Ian, I can't open any of the forums - I can access if I click on the last entry itself, but the forum will not open up - there is an error message saying Server error...... BL
  2. Congratulations Mr Stott on posting here to tell your fans what is going on, even if it is just to tell them what is "work in progress". I suspect a lot of fans of other clubs who come on here must wish that their Directors would do the same! :applaus:
  3. Beaconsfield SYCOB's website has an announcement that Byron Walton is the new manager......
  4. If you click on the Slough Town by the part Logo in your pre season fixtures list, you get TIverton Town come up. I knew they were ground sharing, but surely not that far away?
  5. Fifa cannot sit by and see greed rule the football world. Nor shall we.

    Sepp Blatter

  6. Every time I come on the site it see this unfortunate typo Pogrammes. I know that football raises passions but this is too close to pogroms to be comfortable!
  7. Barca were superb. But the funniest bit was watching the ITV interview with Sir SmartAlec Smugerson watching him trying to be humble, whilst spitting blood about his team being well and truly stuffed. Unmissable!
  8. Good news - anyone interested in local football must be pleased about this - you now have a boit of breathing space to get things sorted out. I wish you all the best in the hard work that will need to be done. We do not want to lose a team with the history of W & E, and hope that you will be around for many years. Keep 'em going on the pitch, Mudgie! A.
  9. An oldie..... A country girl gets a job in a posh office in Town. She goes out lunchtime shopping and walking through a Department store sees this amazing display of items in stainless steel, one of which attracts her attention. "What's that?" she says to the sales assistant. "That's a thermos flask." says the assistant, "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold." "That's brilliant", says the country girl, "I'll have one!" The following day she turns up to work and has her brand new shiny stainless steel thermos on her desk. "Wow!" says her boss walking by and seeing the flask, "That looks expensive". "Yes", says the girl, "It's a thermos and keeps hot things hot and cold things cold." "So what have you got in it today? aks the boss. "It's brilliant - I've got my morning coffee and a choc ice for lunchtime". (Actually, it's a blonde joke in disguise!)
  10. A man was walking in the city, when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking tramp who asked him for a couple of quid for dinner. The man took out his wallet, extracted a tenner and asked, "If I gave you this money, I hope you're going to spend it on something to eat and not use it to buy whisky?" "No, I stopped drinking years ago, no money" the tramp said. "Will you use it to gamble?" "I don't gamble. I need everything I can get just to stay alive." "Will you spend the money on greens fees at a golf course?" "Are you NUTS! I haven't played golf in 20 years!" The man said, "Well, I'm not going to give you a tenner. Instead, I'm going to take you to my home for a terrific dinner cooked by my wife." The tramp was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty bad." The man replied, "That's OK. I just want her to see what a man looks like who's given up drinking, gambling, and golf."
  11. Scientists researching female hormones have discovered that certain chemicals in chocolate have a severe effect on women with PMS; it can worsen the condition. so the advice is never to give chocolate to women suffering from it. However, Consultants working in Accident and Emergency are advising that it is even worse to try and take chocolate AWAY from women suffering from PMS..........
  12. The Mother Superior is shopping for the convent and goes to a greengrocer's shop. "I would like to buy 122 firm bananas, please" she asks the greengrocer "Well" replies the greengrocer says, "if you"re buying that many, it's more economical to buy 144 in a box, I could give you a discount then." "Okay," replies Mother, "I suppose we could always eat the other 22."
  13. A woman's garden is growing beautifully but the her tomatoes won't ripen. There's a limit to the number of uses for green tomatoes and she's getting tired of them. So she goes to her neighbour and says, "Your tomatoes are ripe, mine are green. What can I do about it?'' Her neighbour replies, "Well, it may sound absurd but here's what to do. Tonight there's no moon. After dark go out into your garden and take all your clothes off. Tomatoes can see in the dark and they'll be embarrassed and blush. In the morning they'll all be red, you'll see.'' Well, what the heck? She does it. The next day her neighbour asks how it worked. "So-so,'' she answers, "The tomatoes are still green but the cucumbers are all four inches longer.''
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