New Government Seal
Official Announcement:
The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from a Union
Jackto a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's
political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a
sense of security while you're actually being screwed.
Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that!