Mick the bat

Can't make tomorrow, but will buy 3 tickets for Wembley

Real Madrid 1 v 2 Barcelona Come on Palace 0 v 2 Chelsea (who are broadly on the Boat Race route) "Crew"2 v 1 Oxford Utd (see what I did there?) Cambridge U 1 v 2 Exeter City Aldershot 2 v 1 Yeovil Contingency match Tottenham 0 v 5 Manchester U (Sunday)

2 scarfs for me

Twente Enschade 0 v 3 Vitesse Arnhem Leicester City 1 v 4 Man City Arsenal 1 v 1 Liverpool Southend 2 v 1 Carlisle (13:00) Annan Athletic 0 v 5 Elgin City Contingency match Leipzig 1 v 3 Bayern Munich

I'm free

Norway 1 v 2 Turkey (World Cup Qualifier) Dundee 2 v 2 Dunfermline Dagenham 3 v 1 Torquay Hereford 2 v 0 Woking (FAT) Notts County 1 v 2 Hornchurch (FAT) Contingency game Czech Republic 0 v 2 Belgium

Besiktas 2 v 1 Fenerbahçe (tasty!) West Ham 0 v 1 The Arse Villa (again) 2 v 0 The Spuds Leicester 4 v 2 Man Utd (FAC) – before extra time Celtic 0 v 3 Rangers (tasty-waisty!) (12:00) Contingency game: Roma 0 v2 Napoli

Dinamo Moscow 1 v 2 Spartak Moscow Palace 0 v 1 West Brom Nottm Forest 1 v 3 Reading Southend 2 v 0 Stevenage Newtown 0 v 1Cardiff Met University Contingency game: Arsenal 3 v 2 Spurs (Sunday)

B. Monchengladbach 0 v 2 B. Leverkusen (14:30) A. Villa (Again!) 1 v 1 Wolves Brighton 0 v 3 Leicester Ross County 2 v 3 Kilmarnock Millwall 2 v 0 Blackburn Rovs Contingency game: Atletico Madrid 2 v 1 Real Madrid (Sunday

Porto 0 v 2 Sporting Lisbon Aldershot 1 v 2 Hereford (FAT QF) Notts County 2 v 0 Oxford City (FAT QF) Woking 0 v 1 Torquay (FAT QF) Darlington 2 v 4 Hornchurch (FAT QF) Rule 6 is drawn to your attantion. Contingency game - The Albion Derby! WBA 0 v 1 Brighton

AC Milan 0 v 1 Inter Arsenal 0 v4 Man City (sorry Jordan!) West Ham 2 v 1 Spurs Col U 0 v 2 Tranmere Aldershot 1 v3 Wrexham Contingency match: At. Bilbao 2 v 2 Villareal

Oostende 0 v 2 Genk Leicester 1 v 1 Liverpool (12:30) Brighton 1 v 2 Villa (what, AV again!!?) Derby 1 v 0 Middlesbrough Boreham Wood 0 v3 Sutton United Contingency game: Swarovski Tirol 3 v 5 vRB Salzburg

Fenerbahce 2 v 0 Galatasaray Villa 1 v 2 Arsenal (12:30) Fulham2 v 3 WHU Orient 1 v 0 Colchester Utd Hornchurch 3 v 0 Maidstone Covid / riot / other contingency: Hibs 4 v 5 Aberdeen

Marseilles 2 v 0 Rennes Crystal Palace 1 v 1 Wolves Arsenal 1 v 2 Man United AFC Wimbledon 0 v 1 MK Dons Bromley 2 v 0 Aldershot Covid contingency: Coleraine 5 v 6 Crusaders

AC Milan 2 v 1 Atalanta Aston Villa 3 v 0 Newcastle U Ipswich 0 v 1 Peterborough A Villa Women 0 v 2 Reading Women (1230) The Daggers 4 v 0 King’s Lynn (well why not?!) Covid contingency game: Monaco 2 v 2 Marseilles