FARMERS

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A farmer goes out to bring in his cows after a very cold night and finds them all frozen solid. At a loss as to how to get them in for milking he sits down for a ponder. After about ten minutes an old lady shouts at him from the lane. He explains the problem, and she tells him that for fifty quid she'll sort it out. So she goes up to each cow in turn and whispers in their ears, and sure enough they start to move and after a few minutes they are back to normal. Amazing says the farmer, handing over the cash, what did you say to them? i just told them my name! Really, says the farmer still confused, and what is your name?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

oh, she says, i'm Thora Hurd! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/cool.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/cool.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/cool.gif" alt="" />