Saddam !!

[Big J R]

Saddam Hussein and his chauffeur were rolling down the highway when suddenly they hit a pig crossing the road. They killed it instantly.

 

Saddam tells his driver: "Go to da farm over dere and hexplain to da honer of da pig what appened."

 

One hour later, Saddam sees his driver coming back from the farm, his clothes all wrinkled, a bottle of wine in one hand and a cigar in the other.

 

"What appen to you?" He asks.

 

"Well, the farmer gave me a bottle of wine, his wife, the cigar and their 19 year old daughter made wild passionate love to me."

 

"My God! What did you tell dem?" asked President Hussein.

 

The driver answered: "Good evening, I am Saddam Hussein's chauffeur and! I have just killed the pig."

[Wilf]

Here's where I get my own back, JR!

 

I didn't know Saddam was a West Indian.

 

Yes, the old ones are always ..... the oldest.