The Unkindest Cut

[Wilf]

A wife arrived home to find her husband in bed with another woman.

 

In her rage, she threw out the woman and dragged her husband into the garden shed by his hair. Once in the shed, she secured his penis in a vice, using Superglue just to make sure, and then removed the handle from the vice.

 

The terrified husband said, "You're not just leaving me like this, are you???" to which the wife replied by handing him a hacksaw and saying "No. I'm going to burn down the shed. YOU do what you've got to do!"

[Big J R]

Was their surname Bobbit by any chance ??