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Sudan surprise?

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Originally Posted By: Rhodes
those two Labour Peers who went out there



Burn them! Hang them! Shoot them! Kill them! Murder their family!

etc etc...

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Originally Posted By: Big J R
Glad some overpaid MP's actually earn their money, then !

Actually they're not MP's, I've worked with Baroness Warsi and Lord Ahmed and they've played a blinder in getting Gillian Gibbons off the hook today.

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Originally Posted By: Rhodes
Originally Posted By: Big J R
Glad some overpaid MP's actually earn their money, then !

Actually they're not MP's, I've worked with Baroness Warsi and Lord Ahmed and they've played a blinder in getting Gillian Gibbons off the hook today.


yes.... it must have been most trying for them.... grin

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I see that Gillian Gibbons is on the plane back to Blighty 'as we speak'.

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Folks - She's home safe and sound, result!

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BREAKING NEWS !

 

Follwing the outcry in Sudan regarding Mohammed the Bear, Sooty has decided to cancel his forthcoming tour of Jamaica !!

 

bolt

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Couldn't believe it this evening - went across to our village Christmas Fair and the first Charity stall was running a competition .........you've guessed it .....

 

"Name the Teddy Bear"...............

 

Now there's a difficult one............

 

Several passers by made suggestions and for a charity lady, her language most certainly wasn't!affig

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Just to show my displeasure of the Sudanese Government, I've renamed my pen1s Mohammed !

 

 

 

..... and tonight.........

 

 

 

I'm......................

 

 

 

 

 

going to give him....................

 

 

 

FOURTY STROKES !!!!!!

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Originally Posted By: Big J R
Just to show my displeasure of the Sudanese Government, I've renamed my pen1s Mohammed !



..... and tonight.........



I'm......................





going to give him....................



FOURTY STROKES !!!!!!



Fourty??

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Originally Posted By: Greg_Dyke
that joke was faulty !!!


duck


I take it you mean this one, Dykey ????

basil_fawlty_150.jpg

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Originally Posted By: Big J R
Just to show my displeasure of the Sudanese Government, I've renamed my pen1s Mohammed !



..... and tonight.........



I'm......................





going to give him....................



FOURTY STROKES !!!!!!


And we in the Brotherhood will arrange to have a whip round afterwards......

You will only be left with a bit of a prophet......

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Originally Posted By: Greg_Dyke
Hey, time to raise the standard of smut and humour levels please

duel


It's certainly time to raise something !

chloe

(WARNING - Smut Alert !)

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Originally Posted By: Bitch
Off to the knackers yard with you dancingman


Would that be Inspector Knacker OF the Yard, perchance ????

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Originally Posted By: Bitch
I think the crux word would be OFF smile


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Here's a pair of Crux's for yer, then !

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