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Toilet Talk


PatMan

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A man walked into a public toilet where he found two cubicles, of which

one was already occupied. So he entered the other one, closed the door,

dropped his trousers and sat down.

 

A voice came from the cubicle next to him: "Hello mate, how are you

going?"

 

He thought it a bit strange but not wanting to be rude he replied

 

"Yeah, not too bad thanks." After a short pause, he heard the voice

again:

 

"So, what are you up to mate?"

 

Again he answered; somewhat reluctantly it must be said. Unsure what

to say, he replied "Umm, I'm just having a quick sh*t mate. How about

yourself?"

 

 

He then heard the voice for the third time....."Sorry mate, I'll have

to call you back. I've got some [****!!****] in the cubicle next to me

answering everything I say."

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