Venners and Guardianistas

[Ofiicial]

tuned in to watch the last fandango of me old mate venners as he was propelled from Leeds and got caught up in the BBC coverage of the shindig in the desert....cor blimey...like watching Iraqi television it was...nickel plated kalashnikovs....full tin pot general spaghetti....groups of old men hand picked and lined up in the Baghdad streets....protesters in other islamic countries all carefully wheeled out and worded up....even the BBC reporters sound like Bin Ladens cronies....disgraceful.....talk about the enemy within...

 

the real action...over on Sky News of course....anyway...all is not lost.....apparently several B52's are currently flying over London on the way to Iraq....drop one on Broadcasting House mate....a cancer at the heart of this country and everything it stands for....(and I can't f***** stand eastenders either..)....so that's that.....and also...

 

Venners gets his 2 million pay off and Peter Read metamorphisises as Don Revie...

 

as for Tel.....well he aint applied for the Urchins job yet but its only a matter of time...everyone else has....ha ha ha

 

couldn't make it all up couldya.......Sven for Slough perhaps.....

[Ron Merlin]

Do you write for the Daily Mail by any chance?

[BFR]

well we've got our swedish supporters who'd be pretty happy by that appointment

[Ofiicial]

...he he he...wondered if you'd get that one bfr.....

 

as for the Daily Mail...no mate.... to socialist in its leanings for my liking although I must confess that I was most impressed with their persecution of our first lady...trouble is.. they bottled it when she did the weeping 'I'm just another working mum' bit....' yeah right ...

 

I am actually working on one or two ghost editions at the moment since you ask....

 

''Ghengis Khan.. A Beacon Of Modern Times'' is due out soon.

 

'' Vlad The Impaler...A Visionary'' ...will follow........

 

I have also been commissioned to rewrite...''The Stones...A history of Wealdstone FC''....the current edition doesn't mention their looming relegation battle....

 

ha ha ha ha ha......

 

Yeah...okay.... I know...its Friday....

 

 

[northern rebel]

As Ulrika's a local girl I think we've every chance of Sven bringing his brand of tedious football to Wexham Park once Steve Browne has slunk off.

[Ofiicial]

you may well be geting you're wish mate because now me ol' mate Tels back on the circuit its surely only a matter of time before Patrick Collins of the Mail On Sunday supports his cause for the England job...he he he.....Sven won't stand a chance will he....

 

on to more important issues however....as predicted Tel copped for his payoff and promptly shafted Risdale in the Sunday rags...nice one Tel...another 100 grand there then mate....cor blimey...the way Leeds has been run makes Slough and Wealdstone look like footsie 100 companies dunnit....also see that O'Leary re-appeared from wherever and shafted the lot of 'em in another Sunday tabloid...all good stuff of course and on top of all that me ol' mukka Peter promptly lost to Liverpool and blamed the whole ferrago on the players....well... not much changed there then...

 

on the guardianista front I see that the looney left had the school kids out in force protesting against the annexation of Iraq and the subsequent grabbing of the oil fields..(nice to see coalition forces very thoughtfully ensuring the safety of said fields as their first priority)...the school kids of course had it all worked out as only kids can and basically ran riot with consent from the guardianistas....three were arrested and another dozen or so escorted home to their parents....(kids that is)...the guardianistas were all in the pubs enjoying a day off with full pay.....

 

culdn't make it all up culdya....so.....

 

a very interesting weekend and.....

 

well of course...Wealdstone lost again....ha ha ha.....

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

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As Ulrika's a local girl I think we've every chance of Sven bringing his brand of tedious football to Wexham Park once Steve Browne has slunk off.

Is Slough in Sweden now???? <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[northern rebel]

Well we've got Volvo & Saab Showrooms & plenty of birch twigs in the local woods.

She was in the sixth form at my school before weathergirl fame called. Don't ever remember seeing her at Wexham Park mind, or Sven for that matter - Though I'm sure he'd be interested in Deaner - he's nearly as unco-ordinated as Emile Heskey.

[Ofiicial]

from what I can gather she likes a birch twig or two does our Ulrika.......

 

Slough's in Middlesex anyway aint it...??

[The Invisible Man]

Berks I believe.

[Uncle Urchin]

thanks Vis 1...I knew that....

 

the middlesex / berks thing is an old wind up from last season between Gary STFC and myself on another thread somewhere... <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

[Big J R]

Ulrika's choice in men is a bit like Big Tone's choise of politics !

[Urchino]

Now! Now ! Big Tone is a very nice man!

[Big J R]

I suppose he could be worse.

 

I see The Bush man stopped off in Poland on his way to the Word Summit.

 

Apparently, someone told him he 'Ought to see the Poles!'

 

It is alleged he thought he was stopping off to view his popularity POLLS. (Ha Ha )