PETITION FOR STRONGBOW ON THE CLUB HOUSE PUMPS

[Umbrella Man]

Just get some Hoegaarden and Leffe in and stop messing about

[Keith.P]

Ah cmon fellas...what with it being nearly Christmas we gotta have the traditional babysham bottles

 

Are we somewhat digressing here again

[Brightside Bloke]

Originally Posted By: Keith.P

Are we somewhat digressing here again

one thing at a time boy's Sort the Apple Juice out first and then who knows.
I knew it was doomed to fail once Gazza got on the Real ale wagon.

I'd also like to ad that it is for health reasons that i asked for Strongbow, As i suffer from frequent bout's of NeNeNaNaNaNaNuNu

[Ian Blockhead]

Ha ha, how many types of wife beater does one football club need? Tenants Extra Black should be treated with extreme caution. It's halucinatory capabilities are legendary! I used to have a couple before going to college in the evening. It made the lectures much more interesting!

[Brightside Bloke]

Strongbow can be drunk most days but i think Tuesdays might be a bit difficult....

 

Is this even the right thread?

[Bitch]

You'll be able to drink it on the Tuesday night you come to Angels

[The Gaffer from the Rock]

Ive heard that you lot have got Babycham on Tap. Is that for the UM??????

[Brightside Bloke]

64% TC ?

[Umbrella Man]

They have it on tap in Chinnery's my lord

[Brightside Bloke]

Looking forward to it Sir

 

 

[Ian Blockhead]

I've got you one in already BB!!!!

[Brightside Bloke]

Thanks BlockHead. Very refreshing.

[The Town Crier]

 

 

I had a look at the proper petition lat night... ...call that a petition? you'll have to do better than that

 

 

Perhaps you could place an advert in the program??..reduced rates for a members

 

[Brightside Bloke]

Will have to discuss it with my rowing sponsors TC.

[Brightside Bloke]

[GazzaBTFC]

THis is just an act of a desperate and foolish person who wants to conquer the World with cider...stop it now. Real Ale is the drink of heros, lets get some in.

[Brightside Bloke]

You've been watching way to much TV Gazza.

[Rick the Dick]

Originally Posted By: GazzaBTFC

Real Ale is the drink of heros

Hero's who are into Folk music, Morris Dancing, Fair Isle sweaters & smoking a pipe

[Brightside Bloke]

Well done Rick,

10 / 10 for spotting Gazza first time.

Purchasing one bottle in a night is hardly the sign of a TRUE hero?

[GazzaBTFC]

BB, you're just upset that my preference is not Strongbow. And it's not about the quantity, it's all about quality as any real ale drinker will tell you. Anyway, I don't drink and drive...

 

As for Morris dancers, ugh!!! Give the me the, a-typical, long haired, Harley Davison owning, hard rock luvin', real ale drinker and you'll be more in line. Except I don't own a Harley...(unless you stretch your imagination to the limit, maybe imbibe with some REALLY strong hallucinogenic drugs whilst looking at my car...oh and the long hair has long since gone...but it's there in spirit).

 

The advantage of real ale is it comes in all sorts of varieties

and tastes and, depending on what your mood is for the evening and/or the variety you are drinking, can be either drunk slowly or quaffed (to quaff, for those who don't know, is an old Celtic method of drinking, usually after some victory that involves loads of swords and banging of heads together. Basically, grab pint, open mouth and chuck the fluid towards mouth. Can get very messy, especially after anything over 6 or 7 pints. Also comes complete with lots of back slapping, jolly japes, singing and re actments of the days victory). The closest we have to a champion "quaffer" (to my knowledge) is Tony "Tash" Longhurst...When in the mood, it is an amazing sight to behold but you have to watch for the sneezing!!! And he does it with larger, which is even more impressive as, like cider, it's full of (girly) fizz!!! (apologies to the ladies).

 

And now, I think, I'll get me hat...