Becks, (again !)

[Big J R]

Stop me if you've heard it, but....................

 

David Beckham went out shopping again, taking a couple of million quid as usual.

 

He ended up in Robert Dyas, where he saw an attractive stainless steel object on the shelf.

 

"What's that then ?", he asked the assistant.

 

"It's a vacuum flask", the assistant replied.

 

"What's that do then ?", asks Beckham.

 

"Well, it can keep things hot, and it can keep things cold, sir."

 

"Cor, that's handy, innit," says Beckham, "I'll have one".

 

He takes it home to show Victoria.

 

"What you got there then David ?".

 

"Vacuum flask, Victoria, innit."

 

"What's that do then David ?"

 

"It keeps things hot, and it keeps things cold, Victoria."

 

"That's handy, David, innit. Why don't you take it in to training tomorrow and show the lads."

 

So off he goes to Old Trafford, and shows it to Ryan Giggs.

 

"What you got there then, David ?"

 

"Vacuum flask innit, Giggsy !"

 

"What's that do then David ?"

 

"Well Giggsy, it keeps things hot, and it keeps things cold."

 

"Cor, that's handy, innit. You got anything in it yet, David ?"

 

"Yeah, a cup of tea and a choc-ice !!"

[Cyclops]

...and again!

(from The Telegraph)

[Big J R]

Could he count to five in the first place ?

[Burnham Lad]

Yeah,

 

1 million, 2 million, 3 million............

 

OK, Princess, just counting the change........