The Pearly Gates !

[Big J R]

Two women are new arrivals at the pearly gates, and are comparing stories on how they had died.

 

First woman: "I froze to death."

 

Second woman: "You froze to death ! How horrible!"

 

First woman: "Well, it wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?"

 

Second woman: "I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating on me, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den, watching TV."

 

First woman: "So what happened?"

 

Second woman: "I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere, that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched and down to the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under every bed. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died."

 

First woman: "Too bad you didn't look in the bloody freezer ! If you had, we'd still both be f***ing alive.....