Wounded Monkey. (Groan !!)

[Big J R]

One day there was an ape who lived in the jungle with all the other apes, but this ape was a special ape. He was amazing in the tree`s. He was never satisfied with just swinging through the tree`s. He had to add in various stunts and acrobatics.

 

All the other animals loved him for it, until one day he had a serious fall and landed on his knees, breaking them. All the animals rallied together and carried him miles to the doctor. On arrival at the doctors, his smashed knees were examined and the doctor stated that the ape needed two replacement knee caps if he was to ever swing again. However, replacement kneecaps are hard to come by in the jungle, so all the animals had a whip round and

raised the grand sum of 1p.

 

The tiger was given the task of trekking through the jungle for days and days to get 2 replacement knee-caps from the animal hospital.

 

When he eventually got there he walked up to the counter, dug deep into his pocket and said,

 

 

(Wait for it...............!)

 

 

 

 

"Do you have two ape-knees for a penny..........................!"

 

(Younger readers may not understand this, but Wilf will !!)