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Iraqi Tourist Information !

Big J R

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FROM THE IRAQI TOURIST BOARD: QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS.

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What is the Iraqi air force motto ?

I came, I saw, Iran.

 

What's the five-day forecast for Baghdad ?

Two days.

 

Why does the Iraqi navy have glass bottom boats ?

So they can see their air force.

 

What do Miss Muffet and Saddam Hussein have in common ?

They both have Kurds in their way.

 

What is the best Iraqi job ?

Foreign ambassador.

 

Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter pilots ?

You only have to teach them to take off.

 

How do you play Iraqi bingo ?

A-10... B-2 ... B-52 ... C-5 ... E-3 ... F-15.... F-16 ... F-18.

 

What is Iraq's national bird ?

A Duck.

 

What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common ?

They both want to know where the hell those bloody Tomahawks are coming from !!

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