Lexigrams.

[Big J R]

Lexigrams: (A little different than the run-of-the-mill stuff)

 

* A bicycle can't stand alone because it is two-tired.

* What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway)

* She had a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but broke it off.

* A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

* If you don't pay your exorcist you get repossessed.

* With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.

* When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.

* The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.

* A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.

* When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.

* He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key.

* A lot of money is tainted. 'Taint yours and 'taint mine.

* A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.

* He had a photographic memory which was never developed.

* Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.

* Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.

* Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.

* Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the agony of defeat.