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Ode to Rhodes

 

An ode to Rhodes who'd have thought?

Tis in poetry to him that i should talk!

Man amongst men he winds them up

They always bite, no time to sup

 

They heckle, they shout and cry and abuse

They can't see through the Rhodesy ruse

He just has to appear and they do shout

Rhodesy charms them back with a playful clout

 

They'll never learn or better his wit

The SSML is full of twits

Great reading he makes for us quiet observers

Keep it up mighty Rhodesy dish it out to the deservers

 

bow

 

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for all on this thread

 

i'm actually embarrassed for you

poetry on the forum is really poo

i really must say

you are really so gay

so go fu ck your selves with a big dildo! grin

 

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Smallsy and Kaiser

 

Never will you find a gayer two

Boy band stuff with hair full of goo

Pretty boys never apart

On the forums for a lark

 

Sometimes thier banter will make you feel sick

But it's a youthful form of wit

Whenever it's quiet this duo will fill

The forums with posts to make you ill

 

Smallsy in goal eyeing Kaisers bum

They really are very close chums

Enter the box at your peril

He might jump up and bite your ankle, the little devil

 

cuddle

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Originally Posted By: smallsy
for all on this thread

i'm actually embarrassed for you
poetry on the forum is really poo
i really must say
you are really so gay
so go fu ck your selves with a big dildo! grin


A big dildo's ok but i like the real thing
You're no good with that little ding-a-ling
Now i'm gonna put the batteries in
Bend over Smallsy this'll make u grin !

chainsaw
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Originally Posted By: Kaiser Jnr
Bitch

There was a young lady called Bitch,
I dream of me and her in a Ditch,
We neck lots of wine,
Then perform 69,
But we stop, cause she gives me a stitch! grin

I'm honoured sir
You made me purr
You are a hound
Now get back down!

doggy
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there was this gay fella called kingy

wants to come concord to replace ingy

but that wont happen in this life

im about to stick in the knife

 

basically he is sh it

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gussy

 

well said that man

it is all a fix

the vote was a sham

i should have been in the mix

 

fu ck all those mugs

who voted for mental

he gave them all hugs

and positioned them central

 

they all bent over

didnt know what to expect

he co cked their bums

with a tawny owl, barn owl and brown owl

 

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bitch you are filth

but ive heard you are milf

coup told me all

said my bottom lip would fall

but i still havent seen you

i want to smell your poo

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