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Originally Posted By: Annie
For Goosey....

Theres a young guy from canvey
who im affraid dances a bit like bambie dancingman

He likes to play in goal
And is very afraid of smallsys mole wink

His saves are very likely
And is good mates with Urchin Dale Brightly!


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Originally Posted By: smallsy
for all on this thread

i'm actually embarrassed for you
poetry on the forum is really poo
i really must say
you are really so gay
so go fu ck your selves with a big dildo! grin


A big dildo's ok but i like the real thing
You're no good with that little ding-a-ling
Now i'm gonna put the batteries in
Bend over Smallsy this'll make u grin !

chainsaw

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Smallsy Smallsy

I think you're quietly surprised

That a poetry thread

would ever survive

If a strike penalty to my left

It's ur right you should dive

The awards were rigged and i had to sigh

cus ur still the banter king in my eyes

 

WALLOP

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Originally Posted By: Gussy
Smallsy Smallsy
I think you're quietly surprised
That a poetry thread
would ever survive
If a strike penalty to my left
It's ur right you should dive
The awards were rigged and i had to sigh
cus ur still the banter king in my eyes

WALLOP


Brown nose grin

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Originally Posted By: Mini-Goose93



Brown nose grin


Goosey a poem is more than one line
Now try again you'll do just fine
Dont forget to fatten up for Easter
Cos me and Annie are gonna eat ya!

chicken

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A brown nose

That'll never be me

I'm just making a point about smallsy

chicken now goose 93

from canvey

put your six toes back in your classics

and get away from me

 

Hurrah!

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Originally Posted By: Kaiser Jnr
Bitch

There was a young lady called Bitch,
I dream of me and her in a Ditch,
We neck lots of wine,
Then perform 69,
But we stop, cause she gives me a stitch! grin

I'm honoured sir
You made me purr
You are a hound
Now get back down!

doggy

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There was a legend called Smallsy,

His banter really gives me the Pausea,

His mole is a joke,

But I give it a stroke,

And I cant think of anything else to rhyme with Smallsy, so I will just say he is a [****!!****]... grin

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there was this gay fella called kingy

wants to come concord to replace ingy

but that wont happen in this life

im about to stick in the knife

 

basically he is sh it

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gussy

 

well said that man

it is all a fix

the vote was a sham

i should have been in the mix

 

fu ck all those mugs

who voted for mental

he gave them all hugs

and positioned them central

 

they all bent over

didnt know what to expect

he co cked their bums

with a tawny owl, barn owl and brown owl

 

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bitch you are filth

but ive heard you are milf

coup told me all

said my bottom lip would fall

but i still havent seen you

i want to smell your poo

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For Ian Sanderson

 

He supports the lofty Ramsgate

But posts upon the Margate

The pimpernell of the terrace

Most fans have never noticed

 

They seek him here

They seek him there

He pops into Hornchurch to worry Mental

Shows him he's made of mettle

 

Winds up Taffy

See his spout?

Tips him up and pours him out!

 

coffee

 

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There was a young man called Big D,

Whose nose is so big he cant see,

His lover is called Smallsy,

Who is very ballsy,

But only comes up to his Knee!!!

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For Bitch

 

Bitch is our Minx of the Year,

An award that she holds so dear,

I have been accused of entering a ringer,

As in real life she is a bit of a minger.

 

She is the Queen of the Shout box,

In it she appears a bit of a fox,

But to Me, Taffy and Wellie

She is a short old girl with a bit of a belly.

 

In truth she is like my second wife,

That has given LL a new found life,

There is nothing more i want beside,

Tickling her belly from the inside.

 

LL looks up to her with great affection.

And has since forgiven her for the minor infection,

He is looking forward too his visit this sunday coming,

When he can pray with Bitch to Our Lord Issac Humming.

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Ode to Taffy Alan

 

Taffy Alan Hails from Wales,

And is not normally interested in gals,

But he has taken a shine to our little Annie,

And has turned his back on Ovis fanny.

 

He talks to her morning, noon and night,

And for her he will put up one hell of a fight,

He does not worry about all the denouncers,

And dreams of laying between Annie's Bouncers.

 

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Ode to Annie

 

Annie is a Urchin Princess,

Who is looking for work without success,

There is a career that has somewhat escaped her,

That is getting her baps out in a National newspaper.

 

 

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Urchin Mentalist

 

Urchin Mentalist is the Banter King,

Who likes nothing more than to get stuck in,

I feel he will fall because of one of his stunts,

And his epitaph will read 'Let's do the [****!!****]'

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