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There is an old bloke from Hornchurch,

Who likes sex up his rear where it hurts,

He twitches on the marshes,

And follows the 4rse's,

But secretly likes to watch SPURS!!!

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For AB

 

A gent called Ancient Blue

To give him his due

Knows how to treat a girl

He does it so well

 

It was big and pink

And it tasted sweet

I nearly lost my teeth

It was such a treat!

 

So if you fancy a suck

Go on change your luck

Meet AB and do not mock

He'll give you a stick of rock!

 

yay

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Originally Posted By: AncientBlue
Once given, never forgotten, eh Bitch. diabolo

Ancient Blue how's your luck?
I've got no teeth and have to suck
It's all your fault tar
I have to keep my teeth in a jar!

bisou

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Originally Posted By: Bitch
Originally Posted By: AncientBlue
Once given, never forgotten, eh Bitch. diabolo

Ancient Blue how's your luck?
I've got no teeth and have to suck
It's all your fault tar
I have to keep my teeth in a jar!

bisou


I've never been quite the same since Jane, I also keep mine in a jar, lol. grin

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Originally Posted By: The Gaffer from the Rock
There is an old bloke from Hornchurch,
Who likes sex up his rear where it hurts,
He twitches on the marshes,
And follows the 4rse's,
But secretly likes to watch SPURS!!!



Gaffer,i object to the spurs insult,the rest is fine!

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Originally Posted By: urchin_mentalist
Originally Posted By: The Gaffer from the Rock
There is an old bloke from Hornchurch,
Who likes sex up his rear where it hurts,
He twitches on the marshes,
And follows the 4rse's,
But secretly likes to watch SPURS!!!



Gaffer,i object to the spurs insult,the rest is fine!


There's something wrong with you!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The Great Ekscape will like this

 

 

There was a young man called Glen,

Who was secretly interested in men,

His favourate was kn0b'

Stuck deep in his gob,

Whilst bending over again!!!!

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Originally Posted By: urchin_mentalist
thats what you said last night when you pulled it out my ar$e and it was green


You got the wrong man,
You will get a ban
Cause I love green
It weren't me that you seen!!

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Originally Posted By: Bitch
Rhyme
Time!


You've only got 6 post's to go,
Before you hit 500 + o,
The post's from the Bitch,
Usually make me twitch,
Just hope I'm not left with an itch!!!

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Originally Posted By: The Gaffer from the Rock
Originally Posted By: Bitch
Rhyme
Time!


You've only got 6 post's to go,
Before you hit 500 + o,
The post's from the Bitch,
Usually make me twitch,
Just hope I'm not left with an itch!!!


Now i am down to five
I'm surprised you've not broke out in hives
I think it's called the 7 year itch
Your own fault for getting hitched

Gaffa from the Rock give it a scratch
Don't resist i'm quite a catch
Next time i make you twitch
Take your hand and think of Bitch

chloe




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Originally Posted By: coupwotcoup
There was a young girl called Annie
Who's t!ts nearly reached her fanny
I asked her to give 'em a swing
She said, Sir, I don't do that sort of thing
I'd rather be watching Mark Janney..


coupy!! blush bigshock

yet i was so nice to you!

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