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Theres a girl called Annie

With a wart on her knee

and a pimple upon her behind

I gave her 10p

and she showed it to me

Don't you think that was awfully kind

 

 

 

p.s. wonder what she would do for a tenner?

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Originally Posted By: Bitch
I love surprises on this day
Flowers, chocolates, come what may
Cantos will leave me a gift i'm sure
Gussy promised a package with more
Taffy is giving Annie hayfever
But he is a bottom pincher
Coupy looking like Richard Gere
He can touch me on the rear
Wellie was in then fecked off quick
I think he forgot to leave my gift
Cookie will hobble to get me a card
I'm sorry that i kicked him so hard
Krooner i think could get romantic
Big JR gets lusty and frantic
Onebreast gets stuck right in
With his mates bukkake with him
Joseba is a little devil
Sends out mail, has a meddle
Coachie will talk in foriegn tongue
Boss man a romantic song
Kaiser thinks today is nonsense
Wait til Guido pays him rent
Smallsy is a romantic fool
Even tho he's not very tall
Gaffa 1 could give me a shock
I hear he wears big socks
I've steel inforced my back door
Incase UM knocks for more
Pagey nips in handsome and slick
I will have to lend Annie my whip
Rhodesy i'm sure will send prose
C'mon fellas where's my rose?





Bleedin' Oi . . . You fickle Bitch
Often before me flashing your tits chloenurse

Now my private parts are at attention!

Where in this poem do I get a mention. grin

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Oi AB you had your own

Dedicated to you and you alone

Also in the one for the Gate fans

I've only got one pair of hands

When Friday comes i'll give you one

Be prepared for some fun

 

happybouncer

 

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Originally Posted By: Bitch
Oi AB you had your own
Dedicated to you and you alone
Also in the one for the Gate fans
I've only got one pair of hands
When Friday comes i'll give you one
Be prepared for some fun

happybouncer


Not seen it, Can't find it, this wonder tome what you have writ. grin

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There is a TIT on the forum

Who can't help slating Dorking

The cries on deaf ears they've fallen

SO now he's Cursing Bookham

Seems like he's constantly lookin'

But his line is no longer hookin'

By the time i end this poem

I reckon you all will know him

 

grin

 

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