Jump to content
Welcome to the new software - Please read! Read more... ×
Fans Focus - Non League football clubs
Sign in to follow this  
Bitch

Fellas, a very important reminder

Recommended Posts

Originally Posted By: Bitch
Cantos, if you are looking for a 'low' kind of woman, i'm afraid i cant' help. I'm from a Royal town. I respect that and expect men to bow down to me smile
Nice legs shame about the football team biglaugh

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Originally Posted By: Moo
Quote:
Hi i am Cantos a male in my mid thirties,looking for an American lady of a similar age to share my evenings with.

I am into arcade games ,Manchester United and heavy rock(especially 'Cradle of Filth')

Is there such a thing as Liars Anonymous? The only truth I saw in that statement was your name and the fact you like arcade games.


Does that mean you are interested?

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Bitch I'm still waiting for you to PM me your address, I thought you wanted to get something nice on Thursday

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Hi,

 

My name is Simon King, aka Kaiser Jnr.

 

I am a fun-loving 21 year old from Burnham on Crouch. I like jigsaws, walks in the park, and tantalizing crosswords.

 

I also love ferocious masturbation and dressing up.

 

The rumours are that im gay. Its just a phase im going through.

 

Anyone who wants a date, please PM.

 

Woop Woop.

 

bounce

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Originally Posted By: Kaiser Jnr
Hi,

My name is Simon King, aka Kaiser Jnr.

I am a fun-loving 21 year old from Burnham on Crouch. I like jigsaws, walks in the park, and tantalizing crosswords.

I also love ferocious masturbation and dressing up.

The rumours are that im gay. Its just a phase im going through.

Anyone who wants a date, please PM.

Woop Woop.

bounce

We have so much in common shocked I'll do extra something else while you are doing a jigsaw. I reckon i could straighten you out chloe

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Originally Posted By: Kaiser Jnr
Hi,

My name is Simon King, aka Kaiser Jnr.

I am a fun-loving 21 year old from Burnham on Crouch. I like jigsaws, walks in the park, and tantalizing crosswords.

I also love ferocious masturbation and dressing up.

The rumours are that im gay. Its just a phase im going through.

Anyone who wants a date, please PM.Don't trust him, his a rambler. bigloveBlue fan biggrin1

Woop Woop.

bounce
biglove

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Originally Posted By: Bitch

We have so much in common shocked I'll do extra something else while you are doing a jigsaw. I reckon i could straighten you out chloe


Why do horny women always think they can straighten 'gays' out ?

Is it connected to the male fantasy of having two lesbians at the same time ?

answers on a 'rampant rabbit', to.........

chloe chloe

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

I just got the impression you were a bit of a loner that's all when we met at Hamilton Hall before Christmas

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Originally Posted By: Rhodes
I just got the impression you were a bit of a loner that's all when we met at Hamilton Hall before Christmas


I dont think there is anything wrong with being "a loner", although I would not use that word...sounds a bit like "freakingweirdo"

Guido, if you send me a pic, I am free most Tuesdays, when the Bees aren't playing !!!

duck

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Originally Posted By: Greg_Dyke
I dont think there is anything wrong with being "a loner"

No there's not, I didn't say that there was. So you admit you are then.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Why did you say there was nothing wrong with being one, from that you gave members the impression that you were

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Bitch was at Hamilton Hall that night, how come you didn't make a play for her or her daughter

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

I'll just clarify that, with a quick roleplay...

 

Rhodes : "Hi Greg, let me introduce Miss Bitch..."

 

Greg : "Hi Bitch, you look stunning, fancy a quicky ?"

 

Bitch : "No thanks !"

 

Rhodes : " Let me introduce her daughter...."

 

Greg : "Hi Daughter of Bitch, you look delightful, fancy a quicky ?"

 

SLAP !!!!

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Greg Dyke - I get the impression that you are not comfortable in Women's company, have you ever been married or in a serious relationship if you don't mind me asking

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
Sign in to follow this  

×