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Come in late on this thread. Quality stuff. Very entertaining.

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Originally Posted By: Greg_Dyke
I am not sure it was ever likely to be me, UM is all man, and has the virility of an Indian Maharaja

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UM is all man! his too busy spitting on the ramsgate laugh Blue fan

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Originally Posted By: Greg_Dyke
"Hi Daughter of Bitch, you look delightful, fancy a quicky ?"
SLAP !!!!


I don't think Emma is like that at all and she would see the funny side, as would Bitch, they're not snooty people at all despite coming from Tonbridge where many people are stuck up

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I'm not digging, I'm just stating fact

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Originally Posted By: Rhodes


I don't think Emma is like that at all and she would see the funny side, as would Bitch, they're not snooty people at all despite coming from Tonbridge where many people are stuck up


People from Tonbridge are not snooty. People from Tunbridge Wells are laugh

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Originally Posted By: Bitch
Originally Posted By: Rhodes


I don't think Emma is like that at all and she would see the funny side, as would Bitch, they're not snooty people at all despite coming from Tonbridge where many people are stuck up


People from Tonbridge are not snooty. People from Tunbridge Wells are laugh


'Stuck up Bitch' That sounds a bit of a nightmare.

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I had a girlfriend from Cranbrook once and her parents were the snootiest people I've ever met, needless to say the relationship never really got off the ground

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Originally Posted By: Rhodes
I had a girlfriend from Cranbrook once and her parents were the snootiest people I've ever met, needless to say the relationship never really got off the ground


Much more comfortable on a bed, I would have thought !

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We didn't even get that far which was a shame, I am actually quite adventurous and am a fan of the great outdoors, your comment would suggest that you are a missionary position man with a lie back and think of England approach

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Originally Posted By: cantos
If you are with Rhodes you can watch the football live.

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I think there's laws against that sort of thing grin Rhodes "Sorry officer, she looked a little deflated, i was trying to pump her up"

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Originally Posted By: cantos
I prefer the doggie position as you can continue to do the crossword and pull faces at the misses.


Surely, If the misses saw you pulling faces at her, whilst you were in the doggy position, she would come over and spank your behind granate

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