ad?dorking advertiser

[Jeff Hamnett TSF]

Has anyone been able to get a copy of the Dorking ad this week?

 

Its sold out every where Ive been, very popular issue this week.

 

Ive seen old ladies wiping a tear away on the bus,men in pubs raising glasses and exchanging high fives, and schoolboys dancing to school wearing telly savalas "Wigs".

 

What on earth has caused such joy and admiration?

 

Answers on a postcard please to "teffers is our hero", Bookham FC.

[Teflon]

You got it in one TSF, everone is pinning the write-up on the wall !!!!

 

 

They have made it tabliod size this week

[johncrow]

Can lightning strike twice?

Will Merland Rise see a repeat performance?

 

If it does Rattled will be seen jumping off a bridge onto the M25 as Teflon breezes through his interveiw with Sky Sports News.

[Teflon]

Fit and raring to go been on a special diet and fitness course, ready for Rattled

[Rattled07]

Red rag to a bull!! I wonder if the gaffer will let me play in a more advanced role - I hope so but I doubt it!!!

 

Banter aside, it's good that you are still playing Teffs - does the knee brace still get an outing with it? Do you wear gloves or stick with the pat jennings era?!

[Teflon]

Hahahaha once your gaffer see me lining up he'll keep you back to save you from embarrassment

 

Yup the knee braceand neopren shorts to keep the hammies in place( or is it a fetish) and you can't beat the Pat Jenning gardening gloves mate

 

 

[Teflon]

Originally Posted By: thespursfan

Has anyone been able to get a copy of the Dorking ad this week?

Its sold out every where Ive been, very popular issue this week.

Ive seen old ladies wiping a tear away on the bus,men in pubs raising glasses and exchanging high fives, and schoolboys dancing to school wearing telly savalas "Wigs".

What on earth has caused such joy and admiration?

Answers on a postcard please to "teffers is our hero", Bookham FC.

If you need a copy of the Ad let me know cus i've got about 500 copies

[Jeff Hamnett TSF]

autographed?

 

watch out teflon, as its a tabloid now , one mistake and youll be "turnipped"

 

 

[Teflon]

Yup autographed and I'll also enclose a photo

[johncrow]

Announcement.

 

JJB Sports have just launched teflon replica tea cosys to keep the barnet warm during the cold snap.

[Big J R]

I have a copy sitting right in front of me, with the match report I supplied to those that asked for it.

 

Tony Webb, DFC Manager is also involved in writing a three week article along with Mick Sullivan - Manager of Merstham, Ray Lewis - Chairman Surrey County FA and Gerald Darby - Secretary/Director Leatherhead FC.

 

Teffers gets a decent write-up on his stint between the sticks last weekend as well. I wondered why the reflected glare from the Bookham/Leatherhead area had increased since yesterday !

 

 

 

[Teflon]

Originally Posted By: johncrow

Announcement.

JJB Sports have just launched teflon replica tea cosys to keep the barnet warm during the cold snap.

You'll have to be quick cus they are going fast !!!!!

[Big J R]

Faster than the wearer ?

 

[Rattled07]

Originally Posted By: Teflon

Hahahaha once your gaffer see me lining up he'll keep you back to save you from embarrassment

Yup the knee braceand neopren shorts to keep the hammies in place( or is it a fetish) and you can't beat the Pat Jenning gardening gloves mate

Or if he see's you he might get carried away and name himself!! Fancy a little 'friendly' bet? We'll have a pint on you keeping a clean sheet against me notching my first of the season...

[Teflon]

Ok Rattled i'm on for that

[Lightning McQueen]

I'll have a fiver on Teffers keeping you out Razzled, fancy that?

[Rattled07]

Just remembered, you are probably the biggest team in the league with all of your 8 foot plus defenders and 19 foot forward! I think Westy will have to be on pens tomorrow with a sly fiver passing the dressing room of the ref....

[Rattled07]

Originally Posted By: Lightning McQueen

I'll have a fiver on Teffers keeping you out Razzled, fancy that?

Bloody hell, you know who your mates are!!

[Lightning McQueen]

I hear it's gonna be very sunny tomorrow so the odds are against you with that blinding dome!

 

I have faith in you and don't mind losing a fiver, that way I might get a beer off you, even if it is with my own money!

[Rattled07]

I'd buy you one this weekend but hasn't the other half insisted on a weekend in Bristol?! Remind me, who wears the trousers in that relationship... tut,tut,tut!!