Sneezing ! (Halifax Lass ?)

[Big J R]

A man and a woman are sitting beside each other in the first class

section of a plane. The woman sneezes, takes a tissue, gently wipes

her nose and shudders quite violently in her seat.

 

The man isn't sure why she is shuddering and goes back to reading.

 

A few minutes pass. The woman sneezes again. She takes another tissue, gently wipes her nose and shudders even more violently in her seat.

 

The man is becoming more and more curious about the shuddering. A few

more minutes pass. The woman sneezes yet again, takes a fresh tissue,

wipes her nose and shudders even more violently.

 

The man has finally had all he can handle. He turns to the woman and

says, "That's three times you've sneezed and three times you've taken a tissue and wiped your nose then shuddered violently! Are you sending me some signals, or are you going crazy ?"

 

The woman replies, "I'm sorry if I disturbed you. I have a rare condition, and when I sneeze, I have an instant orgasm !"

 

 

The man, now feeling a little embarrassed, but even more curious,

says, "I've never heard of that before. What are you taking for it?"

 

The woman looks at him and says, " Just Cayenne pepper !!"

[Halifax Lass]

Am taking my bat and ball home now cos I'm not sure what you're getting at!!!!

 

quote: "Are you sending me some signals, or are you going crazy ?"

 

Or....... perhaps you heard that I had terrible hay fever at the game on Saturday!!!!! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />