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Big J R

By Big J R
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VOTED THE BEST JOKE IN UK IN 2007

 

A very loud, unattractive, hard-faced woman walks into Poundstretchers with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

 

The door greeter says, 'Good morning and welcome to Poundstretchers , nice children you've got there. Are they twins ?'

 

The fat ugly woman stops screaming long enough to snarl: 'Of course they bloody aren't! The oldest is nine and the youngest is seven. Why the hell would you think they're twins?..... Do you really think they look alike, you d*ckhead ?'

 

'Absolutely Not,' replies the greeter, 'I just can't believe anyone would actually shag you twice !'

 

 

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