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The Nellie Appreciation Thread

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Originally Posted By: American FLEET FAN No1
Is this purely on the back of my views about Hillary Clinton' date=' I think you need to accept a difference of opinion, this is England and not North Korea or Zimbabwe [/quote']


No Rhodesy it is not............It is on the back of your bullying tactics, and your failure to see other peoples point of view! If it was just me you were picking on, like a playground bully, then I would admit being at fault, but you are now bullying Mrs Keeps.
You would be right at home in either of those countries, they both have bullies as rulers!


Lets have a whip round!!!

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Allow me to bask in the gallantry shown by American Fleet Fan No1............... alas Mr Keeps has done nothing but tightened my chain to that infernal kitchen sink and accuse me of flirting with the enigma that we know as Rhodes!

 

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Originally Posted By: American FLEET FAN No1
but you are now bullying Mrs Keeps.

That's the funniest thing I have ever heard, Mrs Keeps is the biggest bully on the Forum and you can tell who wears the trousers in her house.

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Originally Posted By: Rhodes
Originally Posted By: American FLEET FAN No1
but you are now bullying Mrs Keeps.

That's the funniest thing I have ever heard, Mrs Keeps is the biggest bully on the Forum and you can tell who wears the trousers in her house.



Unlike your wife who you probably don't allow to wear clothes, because she would probably leave you if she did! evil

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Originally Posted By: Greg_Dyke
I am guessing Mr Keeps also wears trousers dancingman


and Keeps Jnr duck


only in public, at home I like to see him in something with sequins grin

as for junior, we've promised him that when he reaches 6' 4" he can go into long trousers, if we can find some laugh

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Originally Posted By: Mrs Keeps
Allow me to bask in the gallantry shown by American Fleet Fan No1............... alas Mr Keeps has done nothing but tightened my chain to that infernal kitchen sink and accuse me of flirting with the enigma that we know as Rhodes!

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Oh dear, Rhodesy reckons I'm a weirdo(because I don't agree with him)! Me gallant, there's a thing! wink smile

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AFF+Mrs Keeps = chloe ??

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Originally Posted By: cantos
Originally Posted By: Big J R
AFF+Mrs Keeps = chloe ??


George and Mildred.


No, (pi**ed as I am at the moment - don't tell Rhodes), more like Sir Walter Rayleigh & Elizabeth 1, very gallant grin

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I thought it was tomorrow you were going to Epsom, you're not a very good example to your son are you who is at an impressionable age

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My son is a well adjusted 15 year old, I don't think that I can be accused of doing him any harm, in fact the only person causing him any harm at the moment is you - I am rather proud of his morals and that he has so eloquently pointed out and proved that YOU ARE A LIAR!

Yes I am going to Epsom today, in fact I have been up now for two hours, prepared something rather special for Mr K and Kids, who will happily spend quality time together whilst I am out rubbing shoulders with all those 'money people' - so wont be running into you today.

 

For your information I don't like Pimms - its a wimps drink and I wont be spending too much time in the 'hospitality tent' either. I'll be too busy watching the races, either watching my money go down the drain or increasing - depends how lucky I will be! - but earning lots of money means I can afford it because I work hard for it!!!!!

 

Enjoy your day on the conveyor belt and think of me laugh

 

You really are preparing that arrow aren't you cooked

 

Got to go now, having my nails and hair done for the day - private early appointment - because I can afford it laugh

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Originally Posted By: Mrs Keeps
Got to go now, having my nails and hair done for the day - private early appointment - because I can afford it laugh

At first I thought you were going to say 'because you're worth it', it certainly wouldn't have surprised me if you had.

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Originally Posted By: Rhodes
Originally Posted By: Mrs Keeps
Got to go now, having my nails and hair done for the day - private early appointment - because I can afford it laugh

At first I thought you were going to say 'because you're worth it', it certainly wouldn't have surprised me if you had.


You worry too much about my life, should I be watching out for a dirty old man in a grey mac?

Work hard - Play hard ...... it has its rewards grin

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Originally Posted By: Mrs Keeps
Work hard - Play hard ...... it has its rewards grin

I've always had my suspicions of people who use that expression, I'm sure you are someone who talks a good game but has trouble delivering when push comes to shove.

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Originally Posted By: Rhodes
Originally Posted By: Mrs Keeps
Work hard - Play hard ...... it has its rewards grin

I've always had my suspicions of people who use that expression, I'm sure you are someone who talks a good game but has trouble delivering when push comes to shove.


Rhodes - you don't earn the money that I do without delivering!

love ya really, but you are a total kn*b sometimes laugh

Thought baby told you that if you were to post tongue in cheek you were to use one of the lovely little smileys - if it is not tongue in cheek then - take advice don't post grin

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See there you go again talking about money, it's definitely your God isn't it. Your husband told me that you are on 60k a year and good luck to you, you've no doubt worked hard to get where you are but you're letting it go to your head and starting to ram it down our throats which I'm sure members are getting tired of.

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Originally Posted By: Rhodes
See there you go again talking about money, it's definitely your God isn't it. Your husband told me that you are on 60k a year and good luck to you, you've no doubt worked hard to get where you are but you're letting it go to your head and starting to ram it down our throats which I'm sure members are getting tired of.



shes a liar Rhodes....just found out she is on far more than that!

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Nellie has been conspicuous by her absence lately, I thought she was coming to the drinks last night.

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