Pregnany ??

[Big J R]

An 18 year-old girl tells her Mum that she has missed her period for two months.

 

Very worried, the mother goes to the Chemist and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.

 

Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, 'Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!'

 

The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house; a mature and distinguished man with grey hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of the Ferrari and enters the house.

 

He sits in the living room with the father, mother, and the girl and tells them:

 

'Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. I can't marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll take charge.

 

I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life.

 

Additionally, if a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beachfront villa and a

[RTFC Barmy Army drummer]

this is sh8te

[Burnham Lad]

Originally Posted By: RTFC Barmy Army drummer

this is sh8te

Huh?

[Big J R]

Go and polish yer drum, Barmy !

 

Better still - Get a 'sense of humour' transplant !

[Eastside Urchin]

good joke,not sure about rtfc barmy armies sense of humour,i bet their singing is just as sh1te

[RTFC Barmy Army drummer]

Originally Posted By: Urchin Mentalist

good joke,not sure about rtfc barmy armies sense of humour,i bet their singing is just as sh1te

Its ok I suppose but nothing special.

[Greg_Dyke]

Originally Posted By: RTFC Barmy Army drummer

Originally Posted By: Urchin Mentalist

good joke,not sure about rtfc barmy armies sense of humour,i bet their singing is just as sh1te

Its ok I suppose but nothing special.

Your jokes are so much better