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A young boy goes into a sports shop and says to the man behind the sales counter I want to buy a football and I have a tenner , The man says sorry son We only have footballs with the clubs names and badges on and THEY ARE

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Originally Posted By: Hookey
They had a Millwall football?????? crazy2
The sports shop may have been in deptford erschiess
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Trains are not stopping at white hart lane station ........There's been a points failure . excited

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Originally Posted By: Big J R
I just can't wait for a certain regular poster from the CCL forum to see this !

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The said poster obviously STILL hasn't seen this !

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Two Jewish guys went to the Spurs ground to buy tickets for a match . The cashier asked them if they had been circumcised ? Of course we have We're Jewish they replied . The cashier shakes his head and says well you cant come in ,You have to be a complete pr!ck to come in here.

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Originally Posted By: Big J R
I just can't wait for a certain regular poster from the CCL forum to see this !

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Why dont you tell him.
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I know this is an old one (Rewritten) but still I laugh .

 

 

Juande Ramos goes to a football conference with Alex Ferguson ,Arsene Wenger and Phil Scolari . As they leave for lunch Arsene,Phil and Alex all walk through a revolving door but Juande(Being Last out ) gets hit in the face by the door and is knocked out cold . After a few minutes he comes round very dazed WHERE THE F--k am I ? he mumbles , Your in the football conference says Alex ,

 

Juande replies F--king hell what happened to the Championship and Leagues 1 & 2 . help

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Originally Posted By: Eric's here Again
Originally Posted By: Big J R
I just can't wait for a certain regular poster from the CCL forum to see this !

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Why dont you tell him.


I've sent him a P.M. !!

chloenurse
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Haringey Council have refused Spurs permission to build a new stadium on Northumberland Park.

 

A council spokesman stated residents complain about having a circus on the park twice a year But every other week is well over the top.

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PRESS RELEASE

 

 

Spurs have announced that they have signed a Chinaman . His name is WING WUNG (and lost ever since)

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