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One for Big JR!!


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One day a woman comes across an old lamp. Being a woman she cleans it and a genie appears.

 

"I can give you three wishes" he says "but be warned that whatever you wish for your husband will have tenfold."

 

"OK, no problem." She says,

 

"Right" says the genie "what's your first wish."

 

"I want to be the most beautiful and sexiest woman in the whole world." Says the woman.

 

"Fair enough" says the genie "but remember your husband will get the same tenfold. Now what's your second wish"

 

"I want to be the richest woman in the world".

 

"Your wish is granted" says the genie "but remember your husband will be ten times richer"

 

"That's OK, no problem" says the woman.

 

"And what is your third and final wish" says the genie.

 

"For my final wish I would like to have....... a very mild heart attack"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

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I'm off out now JR!

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