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This forum is full of gays.

 

And you are on this forum, moron, so I put two and two together.

 

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I think Urchin man and boy are a bit bi-curious at the very least. After all this forum is alledgedly full of 'people who bat for the other side, but they keep coming back for an inquisitive look.

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Saves you doin it for yourself then. Isn't there a YMCA building in Hornchurch?

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RYAN C UR THE GAY 1 IS THAT ALL THE BILLERICAY FANS THINK OF

 

WHEN WE PLAY U I THINK IT SHOULD BE SEGREGATED CAUSE WERE NO GAY LIKE YOU

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URCHIN BOY IS GAY. WHY DENY IT ANY LONGER. COME OUT OF THE CLOSET. THIS IS THE 21ST CENTURY. I'VE WROTE A LITTLE POEM FOR YOU.

 

DON'T BEND DOWN WHEN URCHIN BOYS AROUND,

COS YOU MIGHT GET A WILLY UP YOUR [****!!****],

HE'S GOT THE CHEEK TO CALL US DEAR,

BUT WE ALL KNOW HE'S A F+CKING QUEER,

HE DILLIES, HE DALLIES, HE DOESN'T LIKE THE FANNIES,

HE MUCH PREFERS A BIG FAT HAIRY [****!!****]!

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NA MATE WE NOT ALL F*****G QUEER LIKE U JUST F**K OFF CAUSE IM GETTING WORRIED NOW, STAY AWAY FROM ME WHEN WE VISIT YOUR S**TY GROUND

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Now....Now BasilRicay Boys what can the matter be there is something that concerns me about your posts. First of all this continuous mumbling about gays and the obvious searching around the net of such images.

 

Only 1( not 4 as i earlier put) members of the Village people were actually gay.

 

Summing up if you find it hard to admit then I'm sure you can get counseling from your local community centre or talk to the Samaritans about it.

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Oh the classic wit of the Urchins' comeback. Next time try and engage your brain (such as it is) then maybe you won't sound like you've just walked off the local primary school playground.

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That poem was crap. It didnt even rhyme. Not that it had to. here's a Limerick.

 

There once was a gay from billericay,

Who likes other mens Dickys.

His name was S. Lifter

He was a bit of a Poofter.

And doesnt know how to register.

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Pam Ayres got nothing on you has she?

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Let me introduce myself, I'm Urchin boys old man. I'm after a bit of advice. My 14 year old son has asked for a Hornchurch shirt for his birthday. We asked him what else he would like. He said a hamster, a plastic tube and a Wham poster. My problem is, how do i tell my wife that her son craves a Hornchurch shirt. For god sakes that's sick. The child is unhinged. Somebody help me please.

Yours Urchino boys dad.

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