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right you lot.....new restaurant finished today...open Wednesday and the new bar three times the size....

 

ha ha ha.....ooodles of dosh next season.....all to be wisely invested in research at the local lap dancing club....

 

so.....new bar with space for 250 ...three wide screen telly's....hot and cold bar food and verandas for sunny days.....six urchinettes behind the bar for every match day...

 

new 70 seater restaurant with three pages of menu and very.... very... discreet for wooing crumpet.....bookings only...open match days...

 

urchins bar still there....beer soup...bovril and hot pies in the ground.....two new burger bars and 1400 seats .....

 

pitch looks like a billiard table....

 

all ready for our championship winning season....

 

ha ha ha ha ha......dolloping amounts of dosh methinks.....

 

'bout time an' all....wage bills like Nigerias national debt..... <img src="/images/graemlins/affig.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/affig.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/affig.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/affig.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/affig.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/affig.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/affig.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/affig.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/affig.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/affig.gif" alt="" />....

 

 

 

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Urchino Newbie

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All sounds Top Notch ! <img src="/images/graemlins/afro.gif" alt="" />

 

The only thing that worries me is this 250 people ! Surely it depends on the SIZE of the person, which makes me think that you should limit the amount of Sutton fans you allow in <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

 

Pitch looks like a pilliard table ? How are we going to fit all the players on it <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

 

Bovril ? Hope you will still have the Dom Perignon

 

 

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So You Don't Think I'm Talking To Both Of You Stupid !! <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

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Uncle Urchin said:
new 70 seater restaurant with three pages of menu and very.... very... discreet for wooing crumpet.....bookings only...open match days...
debt.....


Sorry Uncle, I know you don't like quotes, but I just wondered if the crumpet is included, or do you have to bring your own?

I'm not totally convinced about mixing crumpet and football. I mean, either way, I like to concentrate with no distractions, if you see what I mean.
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Look Invis why don't you just pop over to Hornchurch to have a look? That way you'll know whether or not they provide crumpet!!

 

Whilst you're there you can have a look at the pitch and the schoolgirls. They might both be lovely!! <img src="/images/graemlins/top.gif" alt="" />

 

Don't worry I'm pefectly cool about it. I won't so much as bat an eyelid. I've decided I might as well give up on trying to keep you in line.

 

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ha ha...so you noticed.....

 

trouble is Vis 1...I had to make sure the roof was correctly supported when we designed it....anyway...to save space we put all these brass poles in to support the roof....

 

might actually come in handy..... <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

 

you never know.... <img src="/images/graemlins/cool.gif" alt="" />

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Course he noticed. It's Invisible we're talking about here!! <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

 

As for the poles.... It's funny you should mention them Uncle. Our local Sports Centre (local authority one) is offering classes in Pole Dancing. According to the poster it's good exercise and can enhance your sex life!!!!! <img src="/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" />

 

Is this what I pay Council Tax for I ask myself?

 

Yes!!! <img src="/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />

 

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