The Priest

[TrueBlue]

The priest was sitting in his booth taking confessions one day when he had a sudden urge to go to the bathroom. Acting quickly he opened his door and saw only the church janitor cleaning the pews. So he grabs the janitor and asks him to cover for him for a few minutes. "There's a list on the wall beside the window of all the bad things people do and how many hail Mary's to do for them, just follow that, say god bless at the end and you'll be fine!"

 

So the janitor goes in the booth and a prostitute gets in the other side. She says "forgive me father for I have sinned, I gave a man a blow job last night" So the janitor looks up at the list, but can't find blow job anywhere on it. So he tells the woman to hold on for a second, runs outside and grabs one of the altar boys.

 

"Quick quick!" he says, "what does the father usually give for a blow job??"

 

The boy replies "Umm.. usually a bag of chips and a snickers bar!"