Vampires

[TrueBlue]

Two vampires wanted to go out to eat, but were having a little trouble deciding where to go. They were a little tired of the local food in Transylvania and wanted something a little more exotic. After some discussion, they decided to go to Italy because they had heard that Italian food was really good.

 

So off they went to Italy and ended up in Venice. On a bridge over one of the canals, they

hid in the shadows and waited for dinner.

A few minutes later they noticed a young couple walking their way. As they neared, the vampires made their move. Each vampire grabbed a person, sucked them dry and tossed the remaining

bodies into the canal below. The vampires were extremely pleased with their meal and decided to have seconds.

 

Another young couple approached a few minutes later and suffered the same fate as the first-sucked dry and tossed into the canal below.

Our vampires are now fairly full but decide to get dessert. In a short while a third young couple provides just that. As with the

first two couples, these people were also sucked dry and tossed over therail into the

canal.

 

The vampires decided that they had had a marvelous dinner but that it was time to head back home. As they started to walk away

they began to hear some singing.They were puzzled

because no one else was on the bridge. As they listened, they realized that it was coming

from the canal. They looked over the rail and saw a big alligator in the water under the bridge, feasting on the bodies. They listened as the

alligator sang:

 

 

"Drained wops keep falling on my head..."

[Big J R]

I like it, True Blue.

 

My style.

[The Prince Of Darkness]

so...the vampire legend grows in the foothills of NL footie....

 

ha ha....

 

thats not true anyway...I was there that night and we only ate the men....

 

we took the three women back to transylvania..the blonde one with the big bristols was from essex so we kept her....... <img src="/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" />

 

the other two we froze and ate later...

 

they were from iceland.... <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

 

 

ha ha ha ha ha ha....

 

and...

 

everyone knows there aint no crocs in Venice....

 

but there's plenty in the rymans premier league.... <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />...

 

we'll eat them this year as well.... <img src="/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />

[Urchin fan]

mind ya don't bite off more than you can chew my friend.............