Englishman, Irishman, Scotsman, AGAIN!

[Wilf]

Giles, Hamish and Paddy were chatting on a train.

 

Giles says "When I leave the trading floor around eight, I go straight to my local Davy's Wine Bar where they serve half priced, chilled Chardonnay until 9. They look after me"

 

Hamish said "Well, when I leave the plant when the whistle blows at 5.30, I go straight to the Thistle Bar, and they give me free pints of Heavy and Voddie and Ginger Beer up until 7 - they REALLY look after the regulars"

 

Paddy says "Sure and thats nothing. When I leave the site at four, there's a pub called the Bladdered Shamrock - you get bought free Guinness and Jamesons all night long and when the last orders are called, you get taken upstairs and get the s****ing" of your life all for nothing, AND you can stay all night if you want to! THAT'S looking after you"

 

An incredulous Giles says "Thats absolutely amazing old boy. Do you do it often?"

 

Paddy says "Ive never done it meself, but to be sure, me young sister does it all the time".