A Mixture !

[Big J R]

Escaped Midget!

 

What do you call a psychic midget who just escaped from jail?

 

A small medium at large!

 

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The Test

 

A lawyer, an engineer and a mathematician were called in for a test.

 

The engineer went in first and was asked, 'What is 2+2'

 

The engineer thought awhile and finally answered, '4.'

 

Then the mathemetician was called in and was asked the same question. With little thought he replied, '4.0'

 

Then the lawyer was called in, and was asked the same question. The lawyer answered even quicker than the mathematician,

 

'What do you want it to be ?'

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Teaching A Buncha' Hooligans !

 

A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her 6th grade class one day. It was a large assignment so she started writing high up on the black-board. Suddenly there was a giggle from one of the boys in the class. She quickly turned and asked, "What's so funny, Pat ?"

 

"I just saw one of your suspenders !"

 

"Get out of my classroom," she yells, "I don't want to see you for three days !"

 

The teacher turns back to the black-board. Realizing she had forgotten to title the assignment, she reaches to the very top of the chalkboard. Suddenly there is an even louder giggle from another male student. She quickly turns and asks, "What's so funny, Billy ?"

 

"I just saw both of your suspenders !"

 

Again, she yells, "Get out of my classroom! This time the punishment is more severe, I don't want to see you for three weeks !"

 

Embarrassed and frustrated, she drops the eraser when she turns around again. So she bends over to pick it up. This time there is an burst of laughter from another male student. She quickly turns to see Little Johnny leaving the classroom.

 

"Where do you think you're going ?" she asks.

 

"From what I just saw, I reckon my school days are over !"

 

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Superman and Batman !

 

Superman once wrote on the wall: "Batman is a wimp."

The next day Batman wrote: "Superman is Clark Kent."

 

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