Irish Justice

[GarySTFC]

Mick and Paul fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of money. All

together they had a staggering 50 cents between them. Mick said 'Hang on I

have got an idea' - he went next door to the butchers shop and came out

with one large sausage.

 

Paul: 'Are you crazy? Now we haven't got any money left at all' Mick:

 

'Don't worry - just follow me' - and went into the next pub where he

immediately ordered two pints and two large Jack Daniel's. Paul: 'Now you

have lost it - do you know how much trouble we will be in we haven't got

any money!!'

 

Mick: 'Don't' worry - I have got a plan - Cheers' So they had their drinks.

 

Mick said 'OK, I will now stick the sausage through my zip - you will go on

your knees and put it in your mouth.

 

Said and done - the landlord noticed it - went berserk and threw them out.

 

They continued this, pub after pub after pub after pub, getting more and

more drunk - all for free. At the 10th pub Paul said ' Mate ? I don't think

I can continue this any longer - I am pissed and my knees are killing me!

 

Mick: 'How do you think I feel - I lost the sausage in the 3rd pub'

[Urchin Boy]

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