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Charles Webster

HERE COME THE FLEET RINGTONE

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Isn't there a composer thingy on Nokia phones?

 

If the original 'writer' of the epic Fleet work (ahem, Mr Webster, was that you...?) has the exact notes, I think it can be done. Not that I'm volunteering, but surely some bright young thing has the techno know-how?

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Blimey Stu, is married life blurring your grasp on reality? Me, write Here Come The Fleet? In the words of Bob Glozier, Are You Sure? Are you 'aving a tin bath? I couldn't write a song if you strapped a dozen cattle prods to me(hold that thought - mmmmmm!). I think it was written by two blokes from Deep Feeling, managed by former Chairman Roger Easterby and featuring top Gravesend pop bloke Guy Darrell(John Swale to you and me).

 

All I want is for some bright spark to e mail me the opening bars of H.C.T.F(da, da, de, da,de, dad da)for my Sony "Sven Goran" Ericcson electronic Mars bar so I can use it as my ring tone. Is that too much to ask of our younger supporters?

 

Failure to provide me with the H.C.T.F. ringtone may result in me having to threaten to get the facts right in my match reports - and we don't mwant that do we? PS I'll be in glorious living colour on 96.7 FM for BBC Radio Kent at Stevenage and Hereford so tune in!!

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Chas

 

As you know I'm as much of a technophobe as you, so I have asked my younger colleagues who have 'sven goran' phones. If you go into music DJ and then 'insert' you can apparently put in anything you like. Don't know if this will help as I didn't understand a word of it. I may have to get the moody teenage son on the case. If you're sluming on the halfway line tomorrow I'll let you know.

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Surely that technical wizard , the Webmeister has some idea of how to sort out Chas's ' electronic mars bar '

( I assume this choice of 21st century jargon is totally unrelated to when Old Dartfordian Mick and Marianne F were young )

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Yes Ron, my svelt figure will be roly polying along to the sacred spot of cement tomorrow. But don't give me instructions cos I'm as much use as a chocolate fireguard.Justgive me the damn ringtone!!

 

Alan, the Marianne F/Old reference Dartfordian Mick may go over younger heads but I am old enough toknow that a Mars a day goes along long way - when consumed at the right end. Do they do that sort of thing in Winchester? Oooh Missus!!!

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Maybe they should cross breed Mars bars with those other choccies(Treats?)that "melt in your mouth - not in your hand"for amore solid insertion and withdrawal.

 

Personally I prefer Maltesers.Could never stand Galaxy.

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Charles Webster said:
Maybe they should cross breed Mars bars with those other choccies(Treats?)that "melt in your mouth - not in your hand"for amore solid insertion and withdrawal.

Personally I prefer Maltesers.Could never stand Galaxy.


Hate to think what you do with those!!!!
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Dipped Flake...now there's a thought!!.
Bring it back and... the Aztec bar and... the old style Milky Way and ..............

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Away from this perversity for a moment, I composed West Ham's 'Bubbles' for my 'phone so I will make it my duty to do 'here come the Fleet' as well.....when I've sobered up...If it makes a noise, I can get a tune out of it!! Right, back to chocolate...

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It is done!!! 'Here come the Fleet' has been immortalised forever in high-pitched, annoying beeping note-type things!! However, because my phone only allows a certain amount of notes/spaces I've only managed to do the chorus (no piano intro, I'm afaid. That & I couldn't find the right bloody notes!!)and is only single tone so only suitable for Nokia 3410's and the like. (it's also in a different key but I feel most of us are tone deaf anyway!) If you want it, give me your no. and I'll text it. I will erase all no.'s after texting unless 1) I've already got it or 2) you ask me to keep it.

 

Just think, next home game we could all activate the ringtones at the same time when the team comes out! Now how annoying would that be???!!!

 

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