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Talking Clock

Burnham Lad

By Burnham Lad
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Following a night out with a few friends, a man brought them

back to show off his new flat.

After the grand tour, the visitors were rather perplexed by

the large gong taking pride of place in the lounge.

"What's that big brass gong for?" one of the guests asked.

"Why, that's my Talking Clock", the man replied.

"How does it work?", asked the guest.

"I'll show you", the man said, giving the gong an

ear-shattering blow with an unpadded hammer.

Suddenly, a voice from the other side of the wall screamed,

"For God's sake, it's twenty to two in the f**king morning!"

 

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