Smart Dogs...

[Burnham Lad]

Five men were bragging about how smart their dogs were, an

Engineer, an Accountant, a Chemist,a Computer Techie and a Civil Servant.

 

To show off, the Engineer called to his dog," T-Square, do your stuff".

 

T-Square trotted over to a desk, took out some paper and a pen and

promptly drew a circle, a square and a triangle. Everyone agreed it was pretty incredible.

 

But the Accountant said that his dog could do better. He called to his

dog and commanded, "Spreadsheet, do your stuff".

 

Spreadsheet went out into the kitchen and returned with a dozen

biscuits. He divided them into four equal piles of three biscuits each. Everyone agreed that that was pretty good.

 

But the Chemist said his dog could do even better. He called to his dog and said,"Measure, do your stuff".

 

Measure got up, walked over to the fridge, took out a litre of milk,

got a pint glass from the cupboard and poured exactly a pint without

spilling a drop. Everyone agreed that it was more than a little impressive.

 

The Computer Techie knew that he could top them all." Hard Drive, do it".

 

Hard Drive crossed the room and booted up the computer, checked for

viruses,upgraded the operating system, sent an e-mail and installed a cool new game. Everybody realised that this would be a tough act to follow.

 

So they turned to the Civil Servant and said, "OK, Can your

dog do better than that?" "No probs!" said the Civil Servant and called to his dog and said," Tea Break, do your stuff, boy".

 

Tea Break jumped to his feet, ate the biscuits, drank the milk, erased

all of the files on the computer, sexually assaulted the other four dogs, claimed he injured his back while doing so, filed a grievance report for unsafe working conditions, applied for worker's compensation and went home on six month's fully paid sick leave.