If football teams where girls

[GazzaBTFC]

Arsenal - Angelina Jolie - Look good, a bit maverick at times and you

know they have the potential to really do you over.

 

Aston Villa - Dido - One big hit. Fairly inoffensive really.

 

Birmingham City - Maria Carey - Occasionally interesting, frequently

annoying. Supporters are thick

 

Blackburn Rovers - Melanie Sykes - Common as muck, constantly

worrying.

 

Bolton Wanderers - Natalie Imbruglia - Always looks like she might go

down but never does!

 

Charlton Athletic - Martine McCutcheon - Chirpy Cockney with the

ability to spring a few surprises!

 

Chelsea - Maggie Thatcher - Hated by millions, supported by idiots!

 

Everton - Barbara Windsor - Been laughing at those tits so long we

forget that once upon a time they actually looked quite good!

 

Fulham - Andrea Corr - Not bad to look at but not much of her. Seems a bit awestruck with fame.

 

Leicester City - Patsy Palmer - Generally a bit crap and second rate

really, but some people like her.

 

Leeds United - Christina Aguilera - Dirrrty

 

Liverpool - Sophie Ellis Bextor - Individually all the components look fantastic - just doesn't work when put together.

 

Man City - Madonna - Have been big at times - now lost the plot a bit

- ageing stars. Nice new home though.

 

Man United - Jordan - Dominated by tits. Quite repulsive really

 

Middlesbrough - Tara Palmer Tompkinson - Can look quite good at the

back - but nothing at all up front to speak of.

 

Newcastle United - Pamela Anderson - Can look good. Various unsavoury

elements though.

 

Portsmouth - Chrissie Hynde - On the face of it a has-been but you're

quite interested in what she's going to do next.

 

Southampton - Kylie Minogue - Sometimes you feel sorry for them,

they're not huge and you've got a bit of a soft spot.

 

Tottenham Hotspur - Kim Wilde - Glamerous in the 80's not so nice to

watch now.

 

Wolverhampton Wanderers - Lynda Lovelace - Big in the 70's guaranteed

to go down.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Big J R]

Cheers Gazza !

 

We all know where we stand, now !

[GazzaBTFC]

Sorry Big Al.

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