Non Hornchurch football thread

[Kel 21]

I stand corrected!

[KESKINEN 53]

Jäger Jäger Jäger shouting Jäger Jäger Jäger

 

Estonian defender Enar Jääger is 30 today

[paokman 139]

Who cares Andy?

[Miss.A.F.C.Hornchurch 237]

i see Merstham are currently winning 8-0.

Must've taken note of our route 1 football

Edited November 18, 2014 by Miss.A.F.C.Hornchurch

[cup of tea 658]

How on Earth is the Wealdstone Raider No 5 in the charts?

[Miss.A.F.C.Hornchurch 237]

Everyone wants some!

[KESKINEN 53]

Probably as good a singer as Styles, Tomlinson and Horan tbh

[YELLOW 28]

Elliott Styles and Andy Tomlinson are probably better singers than No erection!!!!

[Miss.A.F.C.Hornchurch 237]

[KESKINEN 53]

He ain't Vieira's class, his face looks like an arse

 

Nicky Butt, 40 today

 

oh and Phil Neville is 38

[paokman 139]

I'm going up to Southport on 7th March to see them play Nuneaton but the real purpose is that Southport are hosting the Alfie Lund event that day.

Alice is a six year old lad who suffers from MECP2 duplication syndrome, no I'd never heard of it until recently.It means he can neither walk nor talk and has a shortened life expectancy, only a few dozen children in Britain have this disease.

Alfie' s dad, Mark, has come up with the idea of collecting football shirts and scarves and joining them together with the intention of setting a Guinness world record, currently it stretches for more than two miles and surrounds grounds on event days.

It's at Sittingbourne this weekend.

At the end of the season the aim is to auction the items for Alfie' s charity.

I'd like to know whether any Urchins might like to donate a shirt or scarf and I'll take them up to Southport next month.

Thanks a lot everybody

[Miss.A.F.C.Hornchurch 237]

get them to come to Hornchurch!

[paokman 139]

Think they're fully booked now until the end of the season

[KESKINEN 53]

Trudging slowly over Eastlands...

 

Happy 40th Gary Neville

[cup of tea 658]

Do you know a song about him?

[KESKINEN 53]

Are you being sarcastic Simon?

[cup of tea 658]

Absolutely!

[Seaney The Sheep 10]

Chris ramsey mentioned in the metro this morning that fans shouldnt throw objects on to the pitch. But if the chelsea had sense and more professional for not runing to the away fans for goal celebration players whoulnd get hit so there wont be that problem.

[Eastside Urchin 991]

Chelsea are a vile club with vile fans who are less popular than ISIS

[romford boy 57]

Chelsea are a vile club with vile fans who are less popular than ISIS

If any club pulled a stroke like that on us we would throw our incontinence pads at them. 

 

Looking forward to six easy points next season BTW.

[blackballed 207]

If any club pulled a stroke like that on us we would throw our incontinence pads at them. 

 

Looking forward to six easy points next season BTW.

 

Why's that Alan are you thinking of becoming an Urchin ........................

[Eastside Urchin 991]

Alan,haven't you got to stay in the division first??

[Fat Tom Daley 337]

Perhaps we should have a ladies day?

 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-3047660/Clitheroe-striker-Jay-Hart-begs-girlfriend-forgiveness-sacked-romping-mysterious-blonde-stadium-dugout.html

[Miss.A.F.C.Hornchurch 237]

Just hope we don't get them in the Cup/Trophy... Haha

[Fat Tom Daley 337]

I see Ricky Hayles has joined East Thurrock